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Wednesday, 30th September, 2009

- ENGLAND/FRANCE/ENGLAND, SPAIN/FRANCE/SPAIN, CANADA/FRANCE/CANADA: THE POET
There has been a lot of poetry written in chalk all over the walls and sidewalks of my University and its causing a lot of heads to turn and go "Oh, how cute". the culprit is has not been caught -yet- although he's been seen writing one of his works wearing black shirts, pants, and hat, other than that no one else knows much about him.

and the alias of this secret poet/vandal?

Francis the Poet

AU, Gakuen Hetalia or what ever. Just make France sneak around all over the place writing very romantic poetry to a 'certain someone' (preferrably England or Canada maybe even Spain)

- RUSSIA, AUSTRIA, GREECE: CAMERA-WHORE
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/reuters/090929/tecnology/net_us_photos

Apparently Russia is #1 for posting not only pictures of himself online but intimate photos. Austria is #2 for the amount of photos of himself posted online and Greece is #2 for the amount of intimate photos posted online.

I would love to see anons do something with this! Be it art or a fanfic; please just something!

* WORLD: SMUT SMUT SMUT
"I . . . want you to fuck me."

Anon wants any nation -tan to feel particularly slutty today. No plot, just smut.
Seme or uke, don't care. Canon-ish or crack-ish, don't care. Multiple fills are welcome, and would like it really smutty if you can anons.

Sex it up good anons.

reCAPTCHAlobe ATHENS

- CANADA/PRUSSIA/CANADA, CANADA/AMERICA/CANADA, FRANCE: ALTERNATE PERSONALITY
Now We've probably all seen those fics where Canada has another or spilt personallity, like America being his alter ego or maybe even Quebec at some point.
Anyways, dear Matthew is finally at his breaking point after all that stress, mistaken identity (curtesy of Alfred) and neglect, and to save whatever sanity he had left, another Personality steps in. BUT! Its neither America nor Quebec.

It's France.

Obviously this is gonna end up as an AU, but whoever falls for Canada (and gets molested by France) is up to you (although anon prefers it to be America or Prussia). Bonus if the nation does not realize until after France has his hands down their pants that it's not the soft-spoken nation they fell in love with.

- WORLD: AND THE PRINCE/SS GETS KIDNAPPED BY BANDITS...
Nation A is a prince/ss that happens to have an overprotective knight, namely Nation B, hanging around him or her day in and day out. Nation A begins to get irritated with the constant presence of Nation B, even though A really appreciates the companionship B gives, and decides to run away for just a few hours.

While out, Nation A gets kidnapped by bandits. Amongst these bandits is Nation C who isn't really into the whole "bad guy" thing, but doesn't really have that much of a choice because the bandit thing is also a family thing.

Nation A begins to like this Nation C.

Meanwhile, Nation B is about to go into some rampage to save Nation A. Let it not be unsaid that Nation B has been in love with Nation A for a while, but cannot act upon said feelings as they are not of the same class.

B: Nation B's feelings are so subtle, even Canada wouldn't be able to see them.
Super B: An Asian main cast. Meme needs more Asians

lol, long request is long

- POLAND/PRUSSIA/LITHUANIA: THEY FEEL SORRY FOR HIM
So I liked the Poland/Prussia/Lithuania threesome idea that was used in a fill not long ago, but... I'm not so big on vengeful!Poland and Lithuania.

Soooo... What I want to see is fully consenting Poland/Prussia/Lithuania, with established couple!LietPol feeling sorry for ronery!Prussia and letting him in on sexytime. ("B-But just this once, all right, Poland?" "Like, duh! I'm like, gonna be saying Hail Marys for the next month already!")

Super-Chocolatey-Fudge-Coated Bonus for the involvement of sex kitten!Poland. In a schoolgirl outfit. I make no excuses.

- DENMARK/OTHER: HAMLET CROSSOVER
Denmark/Hamlet. I don't care how it happens, but I want it badly.

- JAPAN/OTHER: SUPPOSEDLY IT'S CANON...
Japan/ZUN

- GREECE/CHINA, RUSSIA/JAPAN: SWITCHING PARTNERS VS A BAD BREAK UP
This is so random, but I'd love something with Russia and China breaking up, China takes it badly, and..... GREECE COMFORTS HIM.

Yes... Greece/China. I KNOW, very random, but I sorta like it when pairings get switched around. It's fun.
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Or, Russia and Greece switch around partners, so you'd get Greece/China and Russia/Japan instead.

BONUS POINTS IF THEY DON'T TELL JAPAN AND CHINA ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND.

- FRANCE/VENEZIANO, FRANCE/ROMANO: CONSENSUAL ON BOTH PARTS
A-anon, may I please have a France/Italy fic where Francis isn't molesting poor Italia? Please? Smut isn't required, but if it is, it's consensual on both parts. Other than that, anything goes - fluff, hurt/comfort, straight-out porn if you want it. (Either Italy is fine, though I do admit to liking N. Italy a bit better). I-I'm being good and doing fills, I promise! Anon is a good girl!

- RUSSIA/AMERICA/RUSSIA: NO ONE SEES HOW GOOD THEY ARE FOR EACH OTHER
America and Russia have hooked up. (Again.) And it's actually going pretty well. They still bicker and tease each other and drive each other nuts at times, but it's a healthy (or as healthy as they can get) relationship that's doing them more good then harm.

The problem? No one else will see it that way. Ever. Even 'nicer' siblings, like Canada and Ukraine, will disapprove of it. UK and Bel will flip. Poland will quite possibly shit a brick. Germany may end up having a 'overloaded mind-servants' emotional blackout again. Everyone lived through the Cold War, and that was just bad for everyone.

So Russia and US come up with the brilliant plan of hiding their relationship. After all, they're good at hiding things. The Cold War taught them that. Just have to use those lessons. Right?

...Well, the rest of the world finds that a bit alarming.

tldr summary: Russia and US are dating, attempting to hide the relationship- however, in doing so, they start seeming off and paranoid and secretive to everyone around them managing to convince everyone they've restarted Cold War crazy. Mass confusion that's part romantic comedy and part horror story awaits.

* WORLD: ORGY, CONSENSUAL FINANCIAL CRISIS GANG BANG
So I've been reading all the financial crisis gang bang stories and have definitely been enjoying them...but...they still make me a little...sad. Or at least make me wish that America got a chance to enjoy all that attention at least once so...my twist is a consensual version of events.

It's some point in the future and for the most part the financial crisis has pretty much ended. Even in America where things are still a bit sluggish they're almost back on an even footing. However while his country is better America himself is still acting really Un-America like, all depressed and like he's constantly afraid that someone is going to yell at him, ect. So the Nations decide they need to cheer him up somehow. Someone (*cough*France*cough*) claims that the best way to cheer someone up is through sex and somehow manages to convince the others (either because they really care about America or because they're afraid he might do something stupid and bring them all down with him) to agree. So they put their plan into motion. What happens next is up to you...everyone can or should be involved as much as possible (though if you feel the need to focus in on something specific I love UKxUS, Russ/Amer, Ger/Amer and am not a huge fan of France/America). Feel free to add other nations beside the G8 if you so feel the urge to and if you want to leave some of the G8 out that's fine too.

Catch is this HAS to be 100% consensual. No rape, no non-con, no dub-con. America can be all 'WTF guys are you all drunk or something?' at the start and unsure of himself or what's going on but he must be a willing and happy participant before things get too far along. (and for the group to make sure of that before progressing too far)

* CHINA, FRANCE, RUSSIA, ENGLAND, AMERICA: SOGGY BISCUIT
The allies playing...soggy biscuit.

Soggy biscuit is a purported male masturbation game in which the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating on to it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.

- JAPAN/VENEZIANO: THEY END UP KISSING
Anon wants some fluff, and wants it based off the episode where Italy hugs Japan and Japan pushes him away. So, Anon wants Japan feeling bad about it and apologizes to Italy, and they end up kissing. (can lead on to smut if desired)

Bonus: Germany walks in on them.
Bonus 2: It's very awkward.

Please fill, Writernons. There isn't enough Japan/Italy on the internet!

- AMERICA/ENGLAND: HE'S AN EXPLAYER
So my friend said that Alfred doesn't seem like the romantic kind or someone that would go into long-term relationships because he's always fucking around..

So can we have America trying to be romantic but failing miserably because he's not used to it? Aka explayer!America

USUK would be the obvious choice lol

- AMERICA, ENGLAND, CANADA, FRANCE, WORLD: IF YOU WERE GAY, THAT'D BE OKAY
Me and a couple of my international friend were talking, and the one who lived in Britain mentioned about how the UK isn't how homophobic as America is and I made a side comment about her America gets all flippy about homosexuality. Then another friend of mine who lives in Canada said 'Canada loves gay people' (bear in mind we're talking about the ACTUAL NATION, not the Hetalia character atm).

So what I want is Arthur, Matthew and America talking, and somehow the conversation ends up with them talking about homosexuality, and Alfred gets all flush-faced and tongue-tied and runs off. Canada tells France, and France tells just about everyone. Cue the nations thinking Alfred is a closet gay and trying to find out without alarming him.

Bonus: France and America are alone at one point and France tells him that he shouldn't be afraid and that being gay is fine, all while trying to reach his hand down Al's pants.
Bonus2: He's all afraid because he doesn't wanna admit that he is gay and is screwing someone on the side (pairing is up to anon, but if it's either Canada or England, I will offer my being)

Doesn't need to be filled; I just wanted to see if anyone else wanted this as much as I do.

* ENGLAND/SEYCHELLES: EROTIC PUNISHMENT
Based on Gakuen High. xD
Seychelles fails with her grades and has to deal with her principle, *cough* England and wants to pass the grade, but it won't be for free.
Bonus: Erotic discipline approves. The rest is up to you!

- ROMANO/ENGLAND/ROMANO, SPAIN/ENGLAND/SPAIN, AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA, CANADA: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
Various nations beating the crap out of each other for England's affections.

Pairing up to anon, but OP prefers America, Romano, or Spain.

Bonus 1 - The 'winner' is completely unharmed until England punches them for making him worry

Bonus 2 - Canada shows off his hockey skills.

* RUSSIA/ENGLAND: HELPING
It's this anon's birthday soon, and this anon is quite the fan of Russia/England, for some reason.

Therefore, she would love any anon who would be willing to do this:
England seems normal on the outside, but is actually being abused. (If you make it not obvious who is abusing him, that would be fine.) Russia, having abused people and seen the effects, notices, and tries to corner him about it and help. But England is having none of it, because Russia is seen as a violent person, so he thinks he'd be letting himself in for more abuse.
Cue Russia genuinely helping, and England being suspicious at first but gradually coping, and finding that Russia is past his insane stage, and is a nice person, if shy. And quite useful to get back at people.

* SPAIN/ROMANO: MPREG
Spain x Romano mpreg.

Antonio has a pregnancy fetish.

A big one. and with Lovino nine months pregnant, he wants him bad x3 Lovino is pregnant with a girl ffff

- AMERICA/ENGLAND: TOY STORY CROSSOVER
My god, first request. Anon was so nervous she forgot to de-anon. *facepalm*

USUK, based on the movie Toy Story. Go wild, anon!

- HUNGARY, RUSSIA: SPYING ON RUSSIA
Hungary is not happy being a Soviet satellite, but she makes the best of it which mostly consists of spying on Russia sexytimes. Russia finds out. Anything after that is anything goes.

Bonus: Whatever happens leads to Hungary's revolution.

- ENGLAND/CANADA: GENDERBENDER
Right after gaining possession of Canada from France, England uses his magic to change Canada into a girl (because he always wanted a daughter), and Canada just doesn't really know the difference...

Any pairing is fine (but I'd really like to see UK x Fem!Canada, with England thinking it's improper to develop feelings for his 'daughter', but does anyway)

- ANYONE/SPAIN, WORLD: SPANKING
Anyone/Spain.

Spanking.

Because seriously, who DOESN'T want to spank DAT ASS?

* WORLD, ENGLAND, AMERICA, GERMANY, PRUSSIA: YOU'RE MY COUNTRY?
Anon figures that each time a head of state comes into office, they get the low down on who their Nation is. But what if someone forgot to give the "Nation talk" to the boss or the boss doesn't believe the story?

Que the Nation doing all sorts of silly antics to try to convince the boss. Old bosses, future bosses, or current bosses, anon doesn't care. It's all good.

1st Bonus: If it's England, he calls on his fairy friends and/or uses black magic to try to convince his boss. He even whips out the Britannia Angel getup. Much hilarity as the boss tries to reason out all the magic that's used and England is getting extremely frustrated. Super bonus if this is during England's empire days and he also tries showcasing his cute little colonies as proof.

2nd Bonus: If it's America, he doesn't realize his boss has no clue about the Nations. America goes about business as usual, showing up at top secret meetings five minutes late to bring McDonald's for everyone and bursting into the Oval Office to get his boss' advice for this awesome new video game Japan lent him. Frankly, this is starting to freak out his boss. The Secret Service in the meantime have a running bet on whether the president or America is going to figure it out first.

3rd Bonus: If it's Germany, the reason why his boss doesn't think he's the Nation is because the boss believes Prussia is Germany. Prussia takes shameless advantage of this.

* SPAIN/ROMANO, GREECE/JAPAN, CANADA/UKRAINE, LATVIA/LIECHTENSTEIN: THE MANY WAYS TO SAY "I LOVE YOU"
In every language they can memorize.
written in shaving cream on the mirror, to be seen in the morning.
Their national flower tucked behind their ear in the morning ..

I just want pure fluff here. Pairing is really up to anon, though I really really really REALLY would love to see either Spain/Romano, Greece/Japan, Canada/Ukraine, or Latvia/Liechtenstein.

Please, anon? ; w ;

- BELGIUM/CANADA: THANK YOU
Belgium thanking Canada for Passchendaele (in other words, smut ;D)

- ENGLAND/SEYCHELLES: WITH PIRATE!ARTHUR

- CANADA/AMERICA/OTHER: A DARK SCI-FI FIC
I'd love to see an extremely dark and twisted sci-fi fill!

Canada and America thinking that they're about to be happy parents when in reality some alien probing has been going on. Canada, who usually tries his best to deny Tony's existance, starts to question the alien after America gets horribly sick (I mean some freaky out-of-this-world symptoms). It'd be great if:

1. The rest of the world makes it clear that they do NOT approve of the relationship.

2. Because of this Canada is paranoid/protective of his brother to the point of being overbearing.

3. A horribly creepy ending.

- AMERICA/CANADA: PROTECTIVE BIG BROTHER
America sees that Canada has more friends than he first thought (France, Ukraine, Holland, Prussia, Cuba, and Russia), and goes into protective big-brother!mode, being all paranoid and thinking that everyone who even looks at Canada wants to get in his pants.

Canada is NOT very happy with this...

Bonus: It somehow ends in AmCan

* WORLD: BABIES
Anything with babies lawl. And their daddies/mommies x3

- AMERICA, FRANCE, RUSSIA, CANADA, ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
i want to anon to make a fill where no one knows america is girl she thinks they all know this can be anything you want like smut,crack, etc... but i prefer fluff from these follwing people France Russia Canada england

Bonus:if the only one who new was tony the alien :D
Bonus:if if every one in the meeting goes wild
(if you want you can put mor genderbent people in it idc ._>)

- HUNGARY, PRUSSIA, ROMANO/VENEZIANO, AMERICA/CANADA, NORWAY/ICELAND, S. KOREA/CHINA: THEY WANT MORE HOT BROTHERLY INCEST
Hungary decides that she wants to see more hot brotherly incest (and hesitantly allows Prussia to help her, who secretly wants the same thing), and starts to pair the brother nations up... only to find said pairings already established

Pairings must be: S. Italy/N. Italy, America/Canada, Norway/Iceland, Korea/China...

Bonus: There is smut

- LATVIA: MASTURBATING TO A "ROMANTIC" NOVEL

- NORWAY/SWEDEN/DENMARK: THREESOME
Norway/Sweden/Denmark. Sweden being a quickie, Denmark being awesome and Norway topping from the shadows. Sorta.

- OTHER: NEW JERSEY
I mean, there's a frigging song about a native wanting to leave New Jersey.
So wouldn't New Jersey have self-confidence/image issues?

- AMERICA: IS SCARED OF DOCTORS
Most Americans hate/fear the doctor or dentist. Mostly because it costs an arm and leg to see one and there's a lot of stigma against doctors and dentists.
For a lot of Americans they never go to the doctor unless absolutely necessary(which can vary from disease or getting shot) or we go to another country to get medical treatment. Which is why health care reform is such a big deal.

So have Alfred being utterly terrified of going to see a doctor!

* AMERICA, ENGLAND: 51ST STATE?
Anon recently saw an awesome fanart where the UK became the 51st state of the US. What are the factors behind it - economic collapse? Social unrest? What of the Royal Family? How would England react to losing his sovereignty and having to answer to an American president? Roll with it, anons! This one sounds nice and juicy angsty.

- RUSSIA, WORLD: PUSHKIN
My poetry professor told me that if you go to Russia and don't know who Pushkin is, you'll get beaten up. So let's see someone revealing their Pushkin ignorance to Russia, who proceeds to beat the tar out of them. Bonus if Russia recites some of Pushkin's poetry during the ass-kicking (they won't be forgetting who Pushkin is ever again...)

- MONGOLIA: MAKE IT INSPIRING AND SAD
How about a story with Mongolia reminiscing about his/her empire, you know, the one that stretched from Kiev to Hainan. Have him think of the achievements: stabilization of the Silk Road, introduction of Paper Money, the formation of the largest free trade area in the world, etc. as well as the atrocities that come with Empire.

Make it inspiring and a little bit sad.

* RUSSIA/AMERICA: GENDERBENDER
Fem!Russia leading America around her house on a leash, eventually ending up in the bedroom. I wanna see America following willingly with that wide-eyed, yes please kind of expression.

Bonus: Fem!Russia's pov in first person.

Captcha: mindful Virginia-bred

* CANADA, FRANCE, ENGLAND, AMERICA: PROJECT MKULTRA
So I just recently learned about: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_MKULTRA

And I was wondering (and thinking), what would have happened had Matthew been experimented on? I think he'd be quieter than usual (some of the patients forgot how to speak because of the drugs and tests used).

Cameron had been hoping to correct schizophrenia by erasing existing memories and reprogramming the psyche. If this could be included somehow in the story, that'd be awesome but maybe go around the schizophrenia?

Most of this information was found under the Canadian section of the article.

This will mostly be angst ridden and characters I'd like to see helping out or finding out would mainly be America, France and England.

Sorry if this is a alot!

- PRUSSIA/ENGLAND/DENMARK: THREESOME, ROLEPLAYING
Prussia/England/Denmark

With unrequited love for their little brothers, they decide to help each other out with some sexual role-playing. Anon can choose who plays who.

Bonus point #1: They try to look the part.
Bonus point #2: One of them fails at role-playing.

* AMERICA/ENGLAND: AMERICAN BOY
USUK sorta-kinda to the song 'American Boy' (by Estelle. stfu, I can't stop listening to it, okay? Dx)

The twist? America isn't the American Boy in the song. Arthur has some business to attend to in America, but Alfred isn't there, and while waiting for him, he meets this guy he really hits it off with. Cue Alfred returning and not being able to spend a single moment with Arthur because of this new guy and being, well, jealous. (because jealous!America is SO my kink)

It's up to the authornon to decide whether Alfred really has competition or it's just some strong bromance between the guy and England.

Bonus points:
- The guy is filthy rich and spoils/treats England like a princess. (because my headcanon = England secretly loves being pampered) something America's pride stops him from doing

- Sex (of course). With America being really gentle at the start, but as he thinks more and more of the other guy, he gets rougher; leaving bruises in obvious places, etc. (like I said, my kink is jealousy. So I really want America to feel that harsh, unforgiving need to make England completely his.)

triple have-all-my-internets bonus if the guy is Paul Rudd. Because Paul Rudd is hot. And I'm only half-joking. : |

- AUSTRIA/HUNGARY, AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA: STRIPPING
Based on the testfromlastnight "Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song". Preferred AustriaxHungary or AustriaxPrussia, but anyone will do.

Bonus 1- Austria ends up stripping
Bonus 2- Mozart is actually involved
Bonus 3- The piano is used in a stripper-pole-like manner

- SPAIN/ROMANO: GENDERBENDER AND FEMPREG
I'd like to see something Juno-esque ~ with references ( I don't mind direct quotes from there, being applied here ) to the movie, and the same overall quirkiness of the characters, the sweet little moments, witty dialouge. You know, the works.

Of course, that means that Romana gets pregger- and i'd like for you to keep the part that she adopts the baby out, please. The adoptive couple is up to you. C:

Go go go!

- CANADA, WORLD: IN HIS MOUNTIE UNIFORM
Canada is tired of being not noticed, and shows up to a world meeting in his Mountie uniform (as a last-ditch resort), and to his surprise - nations actually notice him. Cue the chasing! (Any pairings fine, though OP's OTP is AmCan, but please no Franada)

Bonus: The nations who are chasing after him can only see Canada when he is in his Mountie uniform (which causes him to wear it all the time)

- OTHER/AMERICA: POCAHONTAS CROSSOVER
Mother Willow/America

Tentacle rape dubcon.

- AMERICA, VIETNAM: HAVE GONE OVERBOARD
The nations are on a cruise to the newest Chinatown on some fancy resort island when the ship gets caught in a storm. They weather it out and everyone is fine - until they discover two nations went overboard.

And on some random deserted island (with no Chinatown) America and Vietnam discover they are shipwrecked together. With no ship in sight.

Bonus: Both think they know better than the other on how to survive on a deserted island. And both are total failures without the other.

- ENGLAND, AMERICA: POKEMON CROSSOVER
Pikachu!England and Trainer!America. Where England says "baka" instead of "pikachu".

Also, smut. There must be smut. GET HOPPIN', ANONS.

- CUBA/CANADA: BLINDFOLDED
Blindfold kink. With Canada being the one blindfolded.

Bonus: Cuba speaking Spanish. (Language kink, hurray!)

- CANADA, WORLD: HAREM ORGY
Canada... having his own harem! It is all a secret from all the nations Canada is secretly seeing (He is part French after all)... and then they find out... whatever happens after that is up to Anon! (*cough*teamupandgangbangCanada*cough*)

Bonus: America, France, Cuba, Russia, Holland, and Ukraine are the harem

- ENGLAND/AMERICA: JEALOUSY
America flirting with other nations to make England jealous because America thinks it's hot. England proceeds to remind him who he belongs to.

- FRANCE/SPAIN/FRANCE: POSSESSIVE
France/Spain(/France), possessive sex/interaction- on both sides.

Please?

- FRANCE/CANADA, RUSSIA/CANADA: CRAZY!CANADA
Lately I've been having weird images in my head with Canada being all crazy... Which I have to say is really hot and all.

My most popular one is Canada standing on top of a bloody, naked France or Russia while licking a bloody sword.

Soooooo, my kink is crazy!Canada slashing the shit out of either France or Russia, and somehow ending up withsexual intercourse in the end.

Bonus: Canada gets bottom

- AUSTRIA/HUNGARY: GENDERBENDER
Austria and Hungary's wedding night. The catch? Both are women. Hungary has had sex before, but Austria has not and is nervous, even though she is very attracted to her new wife. Any kind of sex is fine between them, but please don't forget that breasts are very fun to play with :).

- AMERICA, OTHER: HE'S A SOCCER!MUM
Um, can I request soccer mom America?

Only, not so much soccer as soccer, swimming, hockey, lacrosse, little league, etc. etc. mom America? (And not genderbend.)

Like, taking ickle Hawaii to swimming lessons and Alaska to hockey and New Mexico and Arizona to soccer, and so on? Or, you know, whatever. Must include the stereotypical soccer mom SUV filled with kids however! (Though, allowing for new concerns about global warming, the SUV may be a hybrid. ^_~)

Other countries may guest-star as anon chooses. Bonus for somehow working in Canada and his province kiddies!

- VENEZIANO: IS A NINJA
N. Italy is tired of being pushed around and he snaps. His grandfather asked him not to fight because secretly…N. Italy is a NINJA.

Everyone knows that the best Ninjas are Italian lol

GO! IN THE NAME OF CRACK…please?


* AMERICA/ENGLAND: SEX SLAVE
Anon wants a story in which England in our world accidentally go into another dimension in which he's under America's rule and is his sex slave. And England in that world is in our world (meaning, they exchange places).

Bonus: Other world!England meets our world!America and get scared and go hiding and America need to convince him to come out.

Bonus: Our world!England meets Other world!England in dreams~

* WORLD, OTHER: CROSSOVERS GALORE
We've seen fics in which the Nation-tans were ordinary humans.
So what if Non-Nation-tan Charactors were actually Nations? What would their countries, people, culture, etc, be like?

- AMERICA/ENGLAND: YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!
(This silly prompt was inspired by a piece of fan art posted on the main Hetalia com that I no longer have the link for)

Anyway you know the game Battleship? Well my new head canon is that England is the absolute master of the game among the nations. No one that plays him can touch him and he's an extremely bad winner in that he gloats and struts around like he just sank the Spanish Armada again. Finally it gets to the point where no other Nations will play him so he's desperate for someone to play with so he pounces on America during one break, America has never been asked because everyone just assumes that he's not much on strategy. America ignores everyone else trying to get him to refuse and agrees.

Then he absolutely wipes the floor with England. Everyone is shocked, England is furious and it's America's turn to gloat and strut. Gen is fine or smut between them if you can figure out how. I'm just in the mood for some silly inter-nation antics...I love those type of fics.

* WORLD: SWEET, GENTLE, LOVE!SEX
Any pairing. As much as I love fast, hot porn, I have a need for a fic with sex that would be sweet, gentle and done out of love, focusing on emotional aspects, closeness, intimacy etc.

- NORWAY/ICELAND, DENMARK: VOYEUR
Norway/Iceland, with voyeur!Denmark. I need it ;O;

Notes
+ If I've stuffed something up or missed a link, please let me know.
+ Requests with asterisks (*) beside them have been filled. If you fill one (or see one is filled), please let me know. You don't have to provide a link and can remain anonymous.
+ Language beta'ing and other links can be found on our profile.

I apologise profusely for my lack of updates. Unfortunately, life has imploded on me and I haven't had time. But don't think I've given up. I'll still be around and posting.

I think I'll forever stay a bit behind though - it makes it easier to catch fills.

Tuesday, 29th September, 2009

- PRUSSIA/VENEZIANO: MARIJUANA PORN
I wasn't going to request this but the idea just woulnd't leave my brain, so here goes nothing.

Feliciano goes over to Ludwig's house looking for him, but finds Gilbert instead. Gilbert is smoking a joint (or is smoking from a pipe/bong, I don't really care which), but Feliciano, being the innocent person he is, asks what exactly he is doing. After explaining, Gilbert gets Feliciano to smoke with him.

Bonus one: Gilbert gets horny at the fact that Feliciano got high with him, and sexy times insue.

Bonus two: Feliciano gets the munchies and tries to make pasta, but fails.

Bonus three: You somehow include bonus one and bonus two.

- GERMANY/VENEZIANO/GERMANY, SPAIN/ROMANO/SPAIN: ANARCHISTS OR THE SPANISH CIVIL WAR
Anarchist!Feliciano and anarchist!Ludwig meet eachother during the prime of Italian anarchists, when Musssolini was in power, and fall in love. Or it could have more to do with the Spanish Civil War, and you could somehow incorporate Antonio and Lovino.

- ENGLAND/FRANCE: EATING DISORDERS
Historically, self-imposed starvation is not a new phenomenon. Starvation for aesthetics as well as other reasons dates back to the Medieval period in chronicling it in a medical context. The heart of this literature--which eventually developed in the study of eating disorders in modern times--is in France.

What this anon would like to see is an examination of France and eating disorders. Whether a continuous thing or something that occurs on and off, it is eventually very apparent in current times that France suffers from anorexia nervosa. England helps him on the road to recovery.

- HONG KONG/TAIWAN: PLAYING WITH EACH OTHER
I would like to see some Hongkong/Taiwan "playing with each other" story please.
Bonus 1: They're in same age, discovering their puberty. :B
Bonus 2: Japan is in secretly making a movie of it, but ends up knocked out by furious China with wok-pan.

- RUSSIA/AMERICA: PROTECTIVE!RUSSIA
Since anon have no social life, and prefers to be a lamb and follow the bandwagon, I would love...

Russia/US (that order plz)

Both of them have been dating (AU or not, I'm not picky) for a while, and they seen to be like a normal couple, they have their downs and ups, but at the end seen to share things in common, pretty much they seem to be ordinary to the rest of the cast.

The twist? They have never take the next step in their relationship. Why? Alfred, as Ivan had see, start to get pretty nervous when he tries to undress him when making out... and start to wonder why the american had this reaction, but he DO wait for the american to be ready

Until...

He discovers that the reason behind that why Alfred get nervous about having sex is that he was raped by Arthur when he was under the wing of his former guardian. (Yup, folks, non-con shota)

...

So I want some protective!NOT INSANE!Russia making smooth moves to prove to US that sex isn't that BAD.... make it sexy, hot and sweet anoooos, I HAVE FAITH ON YOUUUUUU!!!!! D8

SMEX IS WANTED; NEEDED AND REQUIERED WITH Rus/US, but optional with the UK/US

I going to hell for this one~ that for sure hahahaha 8''''D

Bonus: Canada knows about the rape, he didn't see it but instead he heard when it was happening (Oh yeah, now is sure, I'm going to hell) that's why he's overprotective when someone makes fun of Alfred's sexual life... and because anon loves manly!Canada lol because it can be truuuuuue

Bonus2: You get to include some Canada/Ukraine too *3*

To the writer/art!anon, whoever that take this challeges from the bottom of my heart, I would love you forever and ever, and give you 50th children for each one of the US states... and one more, cuz I'm that awesome LOL but not so much a Prussia, mind you

- RUSSIA/GERMANY: PROTECTING HIM FROM HIMSELF
I was reading through my Holocaust books again yesterday, and one survivor commented on how strange it was, on returning home, that it was Russia's soldiers who were protecting them from their own people.

I would very much like to see Russia protecting a broken/schizo Germany from himself. Please.

- PORTUGAL/ENGLAND: ANYTHING GOES
Because, given it's the oldest alliance in the world, there's barely any fic for it whatsoever.

Storywise, anything goes. Just give me some lovin' between these two.

Please and thankyou, anons. ^^

- ENGLAND, JAPAN, VENEZIANO, WORLD: FISTING
I can't be the only person here who likes fisting, but I've seen none on the kink meme. None in Hetalia fandom in general, either. (Feel free to prove me wrong with links, though.)

What I really want to read is some realistic, consensual fisting, done because the submissive party is a total size queen. Ideally I would like this to be England, but I'd also love N Italy or Japan, or anyone for that matter. It just has to be consensual and both parties need to be into it.

- SPAIN/ROMANO/SPAIN: ROSARY BEADS
Spain/Romano/Spain (doesn't matter) and the inappropriate use of rosary beads during sex. Bondage is the most obvious but run with whatever you want ♥

Bonus points for references to any of the mysteries (feel free to include the Luminous Mysteries if you want to). Or for using them to pay penance afterwards, maybe...?

- FINLAND: RAPED AND TORTURED
This anon is a bad person.

Bitter!Nation has seen/been watching Finland and his family, and hates how happy and perfect their life is, becoming more and more angry and hateful until he snaps. He kidnaps Finland and tortures and rapes him in his jelousy.

But please don't kill Finland.

Bonus: Sweden comes to the rescue with backup!Nations

Bonus 2: Finland, although terrified, has his sweet side shine through and feels pity for his captor.

Bonus 3: If the captor is someone you really wouldn't expect. (eg, you might expect Russia, but what is it's France...or England...or something. O.o)

Bonus 4: A touch of insanity would be nice (but they don't have to be stark raving mad).

Please Fill! I need teh angst! TT_TT

Feel free to ignore any bonus stuff if you feel it wouuld interfere with your creative ability, though.

- WORLD: VIENNA SAUSAGES
=| Someone eating Vienna sausages..

- SPAIN/GERMANY/SPAIN, SPAIN/AMERICA/SPAIN, RUSSIA/SPAIN: SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE GIVEN HISTORY
HisToreEe Timez!

During WWII, Franco did not allow Spain to officially join the war, but allowed volunteers to go where they will (and many fought for the allies, to be thorough and recognize them). Enough joined the Axis that Germany made a division for them- and they preformed rather well on the Eastern Front (historically, the best 'foreign legion' on Axis side during the War), causing Hitler to refer to them as equal to best German units, the only 'Latins' he'd rather on his side then... well, and he presented the division with a custom made metal.

At the Postdam Conference, Stalin pushed for the first action of the Allies to be invading Spain- he considered them much more of an issue then Japan. Truman and Churchill basically did a 'lulz, no, wtf?' and refused that. Stalin was, however, able to put pressure on various countries to cut off diplomatic ties to Spain and prevent Spain from joining the UN... which helped foster anti-communism there, so that when America during the Cold War wandered over looking to build bases, Spain gave a thumbs up.


Dear anon: could you do something with this? Some Spain/Germany/Spain, or later Spain/America/Spain, or even the Russia/Spain hate that was going on there.

And yeah, bonus for the crazy. This was not a very good period for Spain, as Franco was... Franco.

- WORLD: THE NATIONS HAVE NORMAL JOBS
I recently moved, and when my mother and I were looking over the new paint job in our now house, we noticed the painters left some sunflowers in a makeshift vase. Opening the fridge, I also saw vodka in it. My and my friends have a joke that Russia was one of people who painted my new house.

So what I wanna see is the nations taking on normal jobs, with Sealand as a paper boy, Estonia as tech support as examples.

Bonus: England and America and/or France have the same job, and have the same shifts.
Bonus x2: Hungary is a babysitter, who after putting the kids in bed watches yaoi.
Bonus x3: The Baltics ALWAYS END UP seeing Russia while they're working.
Bonus x4: Russia is, in fact, a painter and his coworkers are scared shitless when around him.
Bonus x5: The nations mingle with citizens when they work.

Multiple fills are encouraged.

- AMERICA, GERMANY: "KILROY WAS HERE"
In WWII Kilroy was an American shipyard inspector who wrote his name on parts of the ships to stop various unscrupulous practices by the riveters. These signatures would often end up in very hard to reach places on a ship that where only found when they were opened for maintenance. Then the soldiers started scrawling the stuff on various equipment and in captured cities. Some of this equipment was captured by the Nazis and taken to secure facilities. Naturally, when "Kilroy was here" was found in secure Nazi facilities, they freaked, thinking that Kilroy was some sort of American super spy. So how about a story where Germany freaks out seeing a "Kilroy Was Here" in one of his cities.


Bonus: America is there and explains it after Germany calms down.

- GERMANY, WORLD: TAKE A LOOK AT THE LINK
This is a very vague request, but I believe in you, anons!

Anything based on this, please?:
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-smelly-germans-and-lazy-laddies-top-the-list-of-worst-lovers/

Pairing does not matter.

- CHINA/NEPAL: AND THEIR KID
China meets an old flame, Nepal, whom he hasn't had contact with in many years, despite being neighbors to her. He finds out that Nepal has been hiding a lovechild she bore with him, who she named Everest.

Basically, anon would like to see some family fluff between the three after the initial shock and awkwardness passes. Everest can be a boy or a girl. China or Nepal can be involved with someone else, if Author!Anon so wishes.

- SWEDEN/NORWAY: ENDEARING IN HIS AWKWARDNESS
Prompt: Sweden tries to woo Norway, but because he's an awkward guy he initially has limited success, and Norway doesn't know what he's on about. Eventually Norway realizes what he's trying to do and (finding Sweden's fumbling endearing) returns his affection.

Bonus if it takes place in the time either leading up to or during their union.

(Sex fine, but it's okay if it can't be worked in)

- PRUSSIA/OTHER: HE HEARTS NEW YORK
Since he's no longer technically a Nation-tan anymore and has none of the duties that come with such a privilege, nowadays dateless!Prussia spends most of his time lolling around, watching TV and doing other lonely, unproductive things.

Somehow (though why horrible American reality shows would be broadcast in Germany is completely beyond me) he happens upon that lulzy show "I Love New York," and develops a big fat crush on the HBIC, Tiffany "New York" Pollard.

The catch? He thinks she's one of America's State-tans, and thus not completely "out of his league" like actual Nation-tans are.
(It is this anon's headcanon that Nation-tan-hood works the same way celebrities work; Nation-tans are A-listers, State-tans and Province-tans are B-listers, etc.)

Anyway, epic quest to win New York's heart ensues. And ends in failure, obviously.

Why Prussia? No clue. Just happened that way.

- PRUSSIA/GERMANY: RAINSTORM
On the ground during a rainstorm, hot, heavy, loud fucking.
Both in their WWII Uniforms.

- VENEZIANO/ISRAEL/VENEZIANO: BEING CUTE
from wiki:

Israelis know Italy well, and visit Italy frequently for various reasons. A special connection between Italian culture and the Israeli society has been constituted through the lively activity of the community of Italian Jews who immigrated to Israel, in particular the community in Jerusalem, consisting of about 5000 people. The promotion of the Italian culture has therefore become pivotal also in the context of valorizing the antique and rich Jewish-Italian heritage, as well as deepening the collaboration with the associations that represent the Jews of Italian origin in Israel.

N.Italy/Israel (with female!israel) cute stuff, holding hands, reading or walking together, fluffy date...

or

Israel/N.Italy (with male!Israel) cooking together, having fun, sharing old wounds...

Bonus - for some sex/love scene, has to be fluffy, would like both of them virgin. i don't mind if it's either with fem or male Israel.

Bonus 2 - if fem!israel, she's not a pansy or a quiet girl like liech, but more of a peppery, determined self-assured girl. if male!israel, he's quiet and romantic.

- ENGLAND/AMERICA: CREEPY, BUT HOT
I'd like to see the British Empire teaching his dear beloved colony (be this before the rebellion, or in some mysterious. Teaching as in 'this is how Empires work, and as (one of) my representatives, this will be how you work'. Something like England teaching America how to whip/hurt/torture certain nations who carry too much gold and believe too highly in their own invincibility, or instructing him in how to take his pleasure from someone (while watching, at first, and after it being done reminding that 'someone' that his dear Alfred is never going to touch them again and they were just a body for this).

I'd like to see England being extremely turned on by this act of teaching (or molding, if you prefer) his protege, and for once, America actually being aware of this- and playing up his role as student/'innocent'. It being totally creepy (but hot) is what I'm after. Bonus for America in the redcoat.

(If you would prefer to set this up as roleplay/scene, that's fine, too- AU, far past, scene, whatever gets you going.)

- WORLD: THE KIRKLAND SOAP OPERA
The Kirkland family is the most dysfunctional family in this world... and sometimes, it is like a big soap opera during the World Meetings ! 8D

- AMERICA: SUICIDE
US takes everything that's being said (and the way his people currently feel about their country) to heart, and ends up (with no 'warning', at least to observers) carrying out a damn 'good' suicide attempt as well as determination to try again.

A somewhat serious (maybe even realistic?) look on what suicide (and mayhaps self-harm) can do, both to the person wrapped up in it and the people surrounding them. Happy or unhappy ending, couples, relationships- all that, your choice. In fact, although OP!anon wanted to see US, if you want to try someone else- go for it.

- PRUSSIA/LATVIA: COMFORT
What I'm asking for is this:

Prussia needs to get laid and sees innocent little Latvia as an easy victim. If he charms the boy or forces him to go home with him is up to anon, but at one point Prussia realizes just how traumatized Latvia has gotten after living with Russia. And he ends up wanting to protect and comfort the poor thing. Gentle smut or cuddling (or both ;D) ensues.

* SWEDEN/FINLAND, WORLD: WIFE SWAP
Wife swap!

No, not the sexy kind.

It's actually a tv show, where two families trade wives for two weeks, and the families each learn something about themselves and how they can become a better family unit. Typically the show takes families from extremes, like extreme conservative and extreme liberal, for the swap and the families find some sort of balance. You might want to google an ep or something, that really helps if you haven't seen it.

Basically, Anon wants to see two couples doing this, and how the families adjust to the changes involved. Anon's favorite couple is Sweden/Finland, so if they're included that would be extra-nice.

- PRUSSIA/CANADA: TEACHING EACH OTHER "SEXY" THINGS
I want Prussia to teach Canada 'sexy' things in German, but what they mean is not exactly what Prussia SAYS they mean. For example, Prussia tells him "Hui! Er ist so groß!" means "I love you so much." (it actually means something like "Wow! It's SO big!" ;)

Bonus: If Canada's teaching him much the same thing in Quebecois French.

- AMERICA/CANADA: FRENCH KINK
Canada (for whatever reason) is annoyed with America, and starts to speak to him only in French. It actually turns America on (and pisses him off because he can't understand). America eventually snaps and jumps Canada - sexytimes ensure!

Bonus: America gets France to translate, but because of Canada's Québécois-French accent -- France mistranslates (into something lewd...)

- WORLD, OTHER: "I FIGHT FOR YOU"
"I fight for you"

Using this line, I would like some kind anon to write about various countries and the people in them that felt so strongly for them that they were actually able to meet. [IE, France, Joan of Arc, but would prefer some other people instead.]

Hitler, Germany.
Jadwiga, Poland.
Washington, USA.
The Queen, England.

You catch my drift.

Can be romantic or not. It doesn't matter, I just want to see some cute conversations between the countries and their rulers, fighters, etc.

- AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA/AUSTRIA: GENDERBENDER
Genderbend... Prussia/Fem!Austria or Austria/Fem!Prussia

Pic of inspiration!

http://media.photobucket.com/image/femprussia/Heartless_Nobody/Axis%20Powers%20Hetalia/femalehetalia3.jpg?o=14

...Fem/Fem is ok too...

* AMERICA/CANADA: MOE!CANADA
America finds one of Japan's hentai-doujinshi, and is astonished to find that Canada is the main character for being so moe! So, pretty much just a bunch of nations dominating the hell out of Canada in each chapter

Bonus: America is so turned on, and dub-con AmCan happens...

- ENGLAND, OTHER: PRINCESS DIANA
England fanboying over Princess Diana.

- RUSSIA/AMERICA: REVENGE
It's the 70's. America's boss tells him he needs to make nice with Russia to try and get some information out of him. America with his infinite wisdom, and having watched one too many spy movies immediately thinks that seducing Russia is the best possible way to go about this. Problem is he's really not all that experienced sexually and really not experienced at all when it comes to seduction. So when he meets up with Russia to make his attempt he flails around rather badly causing Russia to be highly amused and then he proceeds to show America exactly how it's done. Getting America all hot and bothered and ready and then laughing, patting on him on the head and sending him out the door without getting anything (in all senses of the word).

Cue 30 years later and America is still extremely bitter about the whole thing. So when his new boss tells him to play nice in order to smooth the process of the two countries strengthening political relationship along he decides to use it as an opportunity for revenge, even though he knows that's not what his boss was asking for and will probably make things worse. Only problem is he's still not all the experienced (hey...he's been...uh...busy) and hasn't tried to seduce anyone since he failed so horribly. So in order to calm his nerves he partakes in a little liquid courage only he takes a bit too much and when Russia offers him a glass of vodka in his hotel room it puts him over the line and he passes out. He wakes to find himself stripped to his boxers in Russia's bed...Russia again shows him how it's *supposed* to be done only this time...he doesn't stop.

- AMERICA: AND HIS SHOULDER PEOPLE
America is faced with an important decision. But instead of a shoulder-angel and a shoulder-demon, he has a shoulder-liberal and a shoulder-conservative.

But instead of one of them being obviously good and the other being obviously evil, they're both ridiculously obnoxious about telling America what they want him to do.

- ROMANO/PRUSSIA: ANGST OR SMUT AFTER A BATTLE
Any form South Italy/Prussia.

I'd really like Angst! over them feeling like they aren't important.
or Kinky sex after a fight over what's better: Tomatoes or Potatoes.

But honestly. I'LL TAKE ANY FORM OF SOUTH ITALY/PRUSSIA

- RUSSIA/LITHUANIA, AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA, AMERICA/ENGLAND, SPAIN/ROMANO: FINGER OR TOE LICKING KINK
...I guess there are weirder kinks, but I'm still glad this is anonymous.

I don't think I've seen it around here, so... finger/toe licking kink? Not a foot/hand fetish, more a licking thing.
Someone gets off to being licked, someone gets licked up and sexytiems ensue, someone pulls the cliche 'suck finger cuz it's hot lol' move... anything's great.

This anon likes Russia/Liet, Austria/Prussia, US/UK, Spain/Romano... but this is Hetalia, isn't it all good regardless?

- RUSSIA/ENGLAND: AMERICA FOR ENGLAND
Um, so, this anon's greatest dream come true would be Russia. Threatening America. To England. And then England (who has finally come to terms with his undyingcoughcough love for America through all of the threats, taunts, whatever) finally snaps. Russia gives an ultimatum: England for America. England agrees. TORTURE AND KINKINESS ENSUES. So going to hell . . .

Bonus (although this is a kind of pleasepleaseplease do this bonus, although anon will not hate you if you don't): America does find out. Cue angst.

Multiple fills automatically approved. 'Cause this is my biggest kink. Ever.

- AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA, ENGLAND/FRANCE/ENGLAND, ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: AFTERCARE
I've seen quite a few D/s fics around here, but I'd like to see a bit of a variation on that - one that focuses mostly on the aftercare part of the D/s relationship. Throw in as much of the actual sex as you want, as long as it focuses mostly on the aftercare.

I'd prefer to see US/Canada/US, UK/France/UK, or UK/US/UK, but pretty much anything's fine.

- AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: COMFORT
but um...
Could we have some (post Rape?) angst/comfort involving Matthew with comfort by America? Twincest is a must?
The kink?
Matt has wandered into the back woods of Canada to be alone, and Al is following him despite the fact that he has no clue how to survive in the wilderness/is a bit rusty at it/doesn't believe there is a difference in the temp.
Cue Matt having to rescue Al and bring him back to his cabin and deal with him through a blizzard of epic proportions.

- CANADA/AMERICA, ENGLAND/AMERICA, RUSSIA/AMERICA: DIARY
America has a history and a pass,yes i want him to have a dairy and there a section for each nation, in this dairy i would like his scars his fears,lovers,childhood. THIS IS UP TO ANON CHOICE WHO HE ENDS UP WITH MAKE IT GOOD <3

B1~if he loves Canada,Russia,England but doesn't know who to pick
B2~if he has had that dairy since he learned how to write

- SEALAND/LATVIA: PAIN
Sealand/Latvia

Latvia likes to get off on being in pain, but is too embarassed to tell Sealand. Eventually, Sealand discovers. He doesn't understand, but he decides to surprise Latvia one day and finds himself loving the reactions he can get out of the other. Preferably ending in some sexytimes~

- AUSTRIA/SERBIA: SPANKING

- AMERICA/GERMANY: SMUT
After WW2, America is helping Germany rebuild and such. I don't really care what happens, as long as they end up having sex. And America ends up topping from the bottom. And Germany cries during the sex (altho I don't want him to not like the sex. or America). I kind of want something that will make my heart ache.

- CANADA, WORLD: GENDERBENDER
Somehow, the male nations are all changed into females (by like England's magic or something), EXCEPT Canada (who was forgotten again)

Cue the females hormones and the rush after Canada!

Bonus: If there is any sex, the female nation STILL tops Canada

- ENGLAND/AMERICA: AMERICA'S EMPIRE FALLS
okay, anon has been filling hard and is finally sitting down to request and NEEDS some UK/US wrapped in dark angst.~
I'd like to see a future fic in which America's empire falls during the third World War and events lead to England regaining his Empire title and not only reclaiming a big chunk of his former colony's land (and in thus reclaiming Alfred) but celebrating as all empires do with invasions of vital regions, arrogance, and more war. Ending is up to anon but I'd like to see America NOT reclaim his power. (I'm such an awesome patriot.)

Bonus1: England encourages Alfred to speak 'properly' again. As in BRITISH English and not AMERICAN English.

Bonus2: Canada and Japan are world powers now and serious threats to England's Empire.

- CANADA/AMERICA: THEY'RE BAKED
America has been getting more and more lax with marijuana laws. In celebration, Canada brings him some pot, and the two get totally baked together. They get the munchies and go off in search of snacks, and much hijinks ensue. Cameos of other countries much appreciated, bonus of the two get so high they like Iggy's cooking.

- JAPAN/CANADA/AMERICA: THREESOME
Japan has a thing for twins. And we all know Japan and America have had a thing going for a while now, what with the anime invasion, and the growing otaku culture.....So somehow, America and Japan get Canada to join them in bed.

Bonus for bringing in a few other of Japan's notorious kinks.

- GERMANY/PRUSSIA: GUIDANCE
Anon would like to see a Germany/Prussia, with Prussia guiding Germany through his first time topping.

Lots of snark and awkwardness ensues.

- TURKEY/AUSTRIA: WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WHY
Anon doesn't really care why they're doing it but some Turkey/Austria smut would be greatly appreciated. Dominant/sadistic Turkey and willing yet not wanting to admit it Austria

- SCOTLAND/IRELAND/WALES/ENGLAND: ORGY
The day England became the United Kingdom

Basically, Scotland/Ireland/Wales/England orgy!!

Author!anon is free to take this anyway they like (OP sees this as having a lot of hate!sex though), but OP would prefer Ireland as a woman, that is all :D

- AMERICA, WORLD: HE'S WEAK AGAINST TEARS
Part of being a hero is being unable to ignore a woman's tears, right? Well America's such a hero, he's completely weak against anyone's tears. He can't stand to see anyone cry, and will cave in on almost any argument if the person he's fighting with starts crying.

Someone (preferably a love interest) discovers America's weakness and uses it to manipulate him by pretending to cry whenever they want something from him. It works amazingly well, until America realizes what they're doing. A very pissed off America blows up at them and pretty much makes it seem like their relationship is over for good...which makes that country cry for real this time. Which makes America's resistance melt again, just like always.

Bonus: Canada has known about this trick for years and has used it many a time in his long relationship with America.

I love almost any couple with America except for America/Canada (they can only be bros to me.)

- FRANCE/AMERICA: FOR LAFAYETTE
One part of an Eddie Izzard routine goes as follows:

"We play bad guys in Hollywood movies because of the Revolutionary War. Yes, there’s no two ways about it. And the French, who were on your side in the Revolutionary war, they play more esoteric characters. They have characters who turn up and go,

'My name is Pierre! I come from Paris. I’ve come to have sex with your family.'

'Help yourself... because of the debt of honor to General Lafayette.'"


Anons, we need France/America - whether serious or cracky. France showing up, "SEX NAO?" And America going, "'Kay. For Lafayette!"

- AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: SO VERY WRONG
Embarrassing request is embarrassing...

But I want some porny America/Canada with a distinct focus on how very wrong and yet so right every one of their actions are. Since they're "brothers" and all. And they're getting steamy for the first time. And maybe America's attracted to Canada because he reminds America so much of himself (bonus narcissism kink??). And Canada's been denying his feelings and URGES for America for far too long?

IT IS ALL SO VERY WRONG. And yet it is also very hot. Please? ♥

- CANADA/AMERICA: MAPLE SICKLES
Inspired by this awesome picture:

deviantART: Maple Sickles

Me wants Cold War fic with a crazy/sexy, communist!Canada and America. Whether short or long fill, please include some variety of desk!sex. Lots of delicious tension wanted!

Geographical canon applies. C'mon, look at that pic. How can he not be topping?!

You have my soul if the undefended border is mentioned (whoa - probably not undefended in this universe...) and uniform-kink is included.

- CANADA, WORLD: TASERING THOSE THAT FORGET HIM
Canada finally snaps, and tasers everyone who forgets him or mistakes him or America.

(And for those who don't know, there have been a lot of taser-related deaths in Canada in the last year)

Bonus: If there is any smut (any Canada pairing, but AmCan is my OTP), then taser!play

- WORLD: MUSTACHE GROWING COMPETITION
To see who's the manliest.
To see who can grow one the fastest in one week.

B:Feliciano wins.
B2:Arthur totally fails at it.
B3:Alfred's looks like a pornstache and everyone tells him so.
B4:Yao grows a really long Confucius-esque beard and is disqualified since it's not a mustache.
B5: Ludwig grows one but Gilbert shaves it into a Hitler mustache right before the judging.


Anyone else the writer!anon wants to include is welcomed, of course. Human names are preferred.

- RUSSIA/AMERICA/RUSSIA: ON THE SITUATION BELOW
And I saw this, and cracked up.

" forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fuck this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass. "

I want this shit to happen.

- AMERICA/ENGLAND: BASED ON KISS SCANDAL
Has anyone heard of the one-shot yaoi manga, Kiss Scandal (http://www.mediafire.com/?jm7zobzugzd)? "U.S. Congressman Colin Rudd's public image: good looks, charisma, and an honest willingness to serve his people and country. The only thing he's missing is a wife. What the public doesn't know is that he's a shrewd tactician and in a relationship with his secretary, Paul."

So. I want an AU based on this, because dammit, it's so THEM: Alfred as the congressman and Arthur as the aide/secretary!

Please, please anons. My birthday is coming up very soon.

(also, enjoy the manga; it's very sweet and fluffy and the art is divine)

- RUSSIA, SPAIN, WORLD, OTHER: THEIR BOSSES ABUSE THEM
A nation getting abused/hurt by their boss.

This anon is especially interested in seeing Russia & Stalin or Spain & Franco.

- AMERICA, OTHER: YU-GI-OH CROSSOVER
This Anon would like to see Bandit Keith from Yuugiou. In America.

- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: HE THINKS HE'S NOT SMART/CULTURED ENOUGH
America starts to think that he's not smart/cultured enough to be with England, so he starts avoiding him. England naturally is annoyed at this and finally, after a few weeks of being shunned, corners America and demands to know what the hell is going on. Sexing ensues.

Make it angsty, anons. *bows low*

- CANADA/AMERICA, RUSSIA/AMERICA, FRANCE/ENGLAND: COSPLAY DISASTERS
we all seen cosplay but i want japan to invite some nations to a convention of manga,anime,cosplay,any thing goes its up to anon(it dosne't matter if its smut of fluff)

B1-if america is cosplaying as tokyo mew mew (mint)
B2-if japan trying to make america,england,canada cosplay in werid things

- DENMARK/ENGLAND: LOTS OF ALCOHOL, SHARED MEMORIES AND SMUT
Since Denmark has a rather large place in England's history (Danish Invasions and stuff...), I'd like to see some Denmark/England.

Lots of alcohol, shared memories from the past and, of course, SEX !<3


Notes
+ If I've stuffed something up or missed a link, please let me know.
+ Requests with asterisks (*) beside them have been filled. If you fill one (or see one is filled), please let me know. You don't have to provide a link and can remain anonymous.
+ Language beta'ing and other links can be found on our profile.

Monday, 28th September, 2009 --- PART 1

[PART TWO]

- WORLD: GENDERBENDER
Inspired by the few genderbends running around lately...

Essentially, a group of nations wakes up to find themselves as women.

After beating up the culprit (*Sealand messing with England's spells? IDK, surprise me there, anons*) and searching for a cure, they decide, "Well, fuck it. If we're going to be women, let's be awesome at it."

Meanwhile, their brothers are having trouble adjusting, especially with all the interest in their sisters that they do NOT approve of...

Please choose any nation from the list, doesn't have to include them all:
- America (why America, not Canada? Because I'd like to see a pissed-off overprotective Canada, like I saw in a few fics in Part 6)
- Korea
- South Italy
- Prussia
- Norway
- Latvia

Whether they find a cure or not is up to you, filler. Make it smutty, cracky, whatever your blessed little heart desires, anon!

- ROMANO/ENGLAND/ROMANO: FEEDING HIM WITH HIS MOUTH
Romano reluctatnly teaching England how to cook somehow ends in him feeding him with his mouth.

- JAPAN/CANADA: JAPAN'S A BIT OBSESSED WITH HIM
So I am here in Japan and it turns out that the Japanese really like/are fascinated by Canadians, at least in Osaka. They have a surprisingly large Centre for Canadian studies (I've been here a week and I think I've seen more Canadians than Japanese!) They seem particularly interested in the indigenous people of Canada. They pay hand over fist for authentic Native Canadian art.

So... I want Kiku to be secretly obsessed with Matt and wants to know everything about him and hoarding anything of Matt's he can get his hands on (Pens from meetings, thrown out notes, and lots and lots of indigenous art) and he keeps inviting Matt over for "Cultural conferences." Then one day he shows Matt his collection.

Bonus for Matt being so overwhelmed by Japan's attention that he can barely speak.

Sorry the prompt is so long

- PRUSSIA: YOU ARE NOW IN THE HANDS OF THE SS...
So anon was watching the Inglourious Basterds trailer, and-

"You are now in the hands of the SS. My hands, to be exact."

Prussia says this. Smut follows. I can't be the only one who is booking their tickets to hell for wanting this so hard.

(As for who bottoms, I suppose America would be apt, but it's up to you.)

- AMERICA, SEALAND, CANADA, PRUSSIA, WORLD: EUROVISION
All the European nations are acting very odd and secretive. Alfred tries to find out why and drags Sealand, Canada and Prussia along to help him. They find all of them at Russia's house watching Eurovision.
I want the European nations singing, dancing and giving their opinions to the others songs, to Alfred and co's confusion.

- AMERICA, OTHER, WORLD: IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM, REPLACE 'EM
More fun with State-tans...sorry for the long post:

America's been having trouble convincing the other G8 members to go along with his awesome plans and coupled with Iraq, the economy, swine flu, etc. America is really stressed out. So to help out mommydaddy, the States hatch a plan to get at least half of the G8 on America's side, specifically England, France, Canada, and Russia. But it's rather hard to get those Nations to listen to them. England's stubborn as hell, France is too busy preening in the mirror, Russia's well, Russia, and Canada tends to pull a disappearing act when the States try to talk to him.

Oh well, if they won't listen, the States will go to plan B) replace the Nations with look-a-likes. Isn't it really fortunate that a couple of the States look like their other fathers? England, France, Russia, and Canada find themselves kidnapped and replaced by States. Alaska for Russia, Louisiana for France, one of the New England States (I'm thinking Rhode Island or Massachusetts) for Iggy, and maybe Minnesota/Montana/etc. for Canada.

Will the states succeed? Will the other members of the G8 figure it out? Up to anon. Will they get a spanking from the daddy countries? Well, no duh.

Bonuses:

* Pennsylvania replaces America because the States all agree while they're doing this for mommydaddy, America probably won't approve of their plan until he sees the results. Then, he'll be happy.

* Louisiana can't hide his Southern accent, so he decides to confuse everyone and just speak French...or rather Louisiana creole.

* Alaska is really happy to see Belarus and Ukraine because he doesn't get to see his aunties much. Belarus is almost worried at her "brother's" change of heart towards her. And why is "brother" suddenly really close with the others?

* The state that replaces Canada has a REALLY hard time duplicating Canada's invisibility OR the state that was supposed to replace Canada messes up and Canada is still at the meeting. The other states don't notice and think Canada is their brother.

* If RI is the one who replaces England he refuses to wear a suit, cause we all know that RI is the rebel of the family. RI argues that England used to be a punk so it's not THAT weird if RI goes to the meeting in leather, a ripped up t-shirt, and a whole lot of piercings.

* If Mass. replaces England he has a hard time coping with the fact that he HAS to drink tea and eat scones to be believable. After the whole Boston Tea Party thing Mass has a few issues with tea. Instead he's an unrepentant coffee addict with a love of Dunkin' Donuts.

- WORLD: SEX ON MUSIC
So I know there are various fills floating around with certain couples and certain music.But how about a bigger thread?
So the request is : any pairing ,any song ,just be sure they fit.
The way they can fit?
1:In the lyrics,a certain part of a country is mentioned(ex:My London London Bridge is going down).
2:Artist of A nationality(ex:Lady GaGa)has explicit lyrics.
...or whatever anon pleases.Those are examples.

Bonus 1:Country A hears the song and goes all "How can you give such details about our intimate life? "
Bonus 2:Country A was the only one that thought so about the song and embarrasses himself.
Bonus 3:He does it in front of a lot of countries(meeting or something?)

Sorry if I sound too picky.Anon,just make some countries smex on music~

- OTHER: FRIENDLY SEX
VermontXMANITOBA?
HOTTEST MOST "FRIENDLY" SEX EVER!
IF someone could give me a close up of this I will love them forever.
"Hi I am Manitoba I am friendly."
"Hello I am Vermont, I am also friendly"
*FRIENDLY SEX ENSUES*
...
Well more than that but seriously this pair is totally out of left field and I love it.
I don't know why...
Recaptcha: because Failing
.... Oh....

- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: GENDERBENDER
So I saw the Italy/Fem! Germany request and stuff, where Italy is all flirty with germany

I want the opposite.

It's canon that the Italies are flirtatious, so I bet it applies to them as females. More importantly, as pretty Italian girls, they also like being flirted at.

Unfortunately for Germany, he has 0 knowledge on girls and flirting

So Germany/Fem! Veneziano

Italy subtly (or not so subtly) flirting like an expert with Germany (batting eyelashes, hooking arms with him when they walk, bend and snap ) and Germany all djkghhg because he can't handre it.

Everything else is up to you and stuff.

- FINLAND, DENMARK/SWEDEN/DENMARK: HE WANTS TO WATCH
Finland finds out that Sweden used to have (hate)sex with Denmark before 'marrying' him. And he gets very turned on at the thought, so he asks his husband to see him getting at it with Denmark.
Of course Sweden ends accepting.

* WORLD: BROTHER
Two nations, don't care who, when, or why, but they need to be brothers. (Though I am a bit burnt out on Germancest at the moment, so maybe someone else?)

Kink is the younger sibling calling the older one "brother" (in whatever language you choose) constantly, like, Alphonse Elric-style, and this being a massive turn-on for the older brother. Ideally, this would culminate in the older brother either outright asking the younger one to call him "brother" during sex, or asking him not to stop if he does. Whichever works.

Minimum angst + maximum incest taboo = one very, very happy anon. I BELIEVE IN YOU!

- BELARUS/RUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
I would love to see Belarus stalking his brother, as usual, and creeping the fuck out of Russia.

Of course, sex is always appreciated~ That's what Russia wants, right?

NOW FOR BONUSES:

Bonus One - Belarus rapes Russia
Bonus Two - Ukraine walks in on said rape

- SPAIN, OTHER: ISABELLA OF CASTILLE
Isabella has always been one of this anon's favorite monarchs so... Antonio and Isabella-(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isabella_I_of_Castile)

Romantic, or familial, is up to anon. : ) (Personal headcanon is a bit of a one-sided crush on Antonio's part)

- WORLD, ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND, JAPAN/GREECE/JAPAN: APHRODISIAC-ENHANCED ACTION
...but I want some hot aphrodisiac-enhanced action between oblivious!nation and magical/technological!nation. I'd absolutely adore England spiking America's cola with a magical potion, or maybe Japan creating some hormonal supplement for himself to attract Greece's attention. But really, just about any pairing will do as long as there's hot, aphrodisiac-induced action! Initial dubcon is perfectly fine as long as both parties are consenting by the end. <3

- GERMANY/ROMANO: PREMATURE EJACULATION
Germany/S. Italy, humiliation.

Germany and Italy are just about to do it, but Germany gets too excited and ejaculates prematurely.

Italy spends the rest of the night cheering up poor, distraught Germany.

- AMERICA/RUSSIA, CANADA: VOYUERISTIC!AMERICA
America/Russia, America gets turned on when seeing Russia touching Canada; bonus points for Mattie drunk/on drugs :3

- SPAIN/ROMANO: SHOTGUN TALK
Spain/Romano: Somebody gives Romano a shotgun talk. Whoever anon wants to use is up to them, just put a little fear into Romano's heart. :)

Bonus for genderbending (of either one, it doesn't have to be Spain.)

- FRANCE/ENGLAND, AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: HIGH SCHOOL AU
...this meme needs more of them.

Either high school or college is cool.

I'd like some established FrUK with Canada as France's roommate and America as England's. Canada has a rather obvious crush on America, but America, being the oblivious dork he is, has no idea. So France takes it upon himself to teach Canada how to 'woo' him in the most France-like way possible.

England, in order to counter-act his boyfriend's stupidity, tries to take things into his own hands, but Canada still does as France says anyways.

In the end, Canada tries to put the Francis!moves on America and fails epically. But America finds it adorable.
Sex is optional but apprecaited on either couple's part.

- NORWAY, DENMARK, ICELAND: THEY FORGOT HIS BIRTHDAY?
ok i've found this picture and i really want to read a fic related to it
(cuz iceland norway and denmark need more love)
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/6912/4803796m.jpg
maybe iceland thought everyone forgot about his birthday but gets surpised by norway and denmark <3

bonus 1: iceland cries like on the pic
bonus 2: add puffins cuz puffins are cute like that?

add yaoi if you want but its not a must i just want some fluff and love for the nordics!

* WORLD: HUMANS NO LONGER EXIST
It has been 5000 years since humans have come and gone.

Leaving the Nations who have mysteriously stuck around, confused and disorientated. Why have they stuck around when other personifications (Rome, Germania, HRE, etc.) have perished?

They still have their human bodies but due to only having animals inhabiting the lands, they are slowly growing animalistic feautures.

Don't tell me anon, that you aren't curious as to how they have faired since humans left?

- FRANCE/ENGLAND, RUSSIA/AMERICA: THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL
France and England, Hetalia's favorite bickering old couple, realize their relationship is on the rocks at the next meeting, when they end their night in the hotel room, sewing and reading the newspaper.

-Enter Russia and America in the next room, violently slamming each other into the walls, fighting and making a horrible racket. Arthur and Francis assume the worst until they begin to hear moaning, grunting, panting, vulgar Russian slurs and multiple orgasms (Alfred's a screamer...a reeeeeeally long screamer.).

Bonus: A fist/foot punches through the wall, enabling France and England to watch and jerk one another off.

Bonus: Francis is fired up to challenge Russia and America the next morning at breakfast.

Anon would crave some vivid, filthy minded detail please.

- PRUSSIA/LATVIA: FINGER FUCKING

- LITHUANIA/BELARUS, POLAND, LATVIA, ESTONIA: SAVING HIM FROM BELARUS (OR NOT)
Apparently I’m the only on in the world who seems to think that Lithuania x Belarus can be humorous.

This anon would love to see Poland and the Baltic’s having an intervention of sorts to save Lithuania from what they think are the evil clutches of Belarus. Of course Liet can’t see what the problem is and tries to convince them of how wonderful she can be.

Would love for Bela to show up and inadvertently save Liet from his friends.

Bonus;

~ The line, “She doesn’t like smile! It’s Natasha, she like, drowns puppies and laughs!” shows up somewhere.

~ Someone actually thinks that Liet’s love for Bela is cute, but no one listen to them.

- SPAIN/ROMANO: LA TOMATINA
OK so I was reading 'Two Ways About It' a Spain/Romano fic (http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10456.html?thread=19281368#t19281368) when I came across this sentence:

He tried not to let it show, but when England asked if he wanted sex, the answer that immediately sprang to mind was not, “Well, yes, I suppose.” It was more along the lines of, “I want to give him something to stop complaining about. I want to pull his hair until he comes, even if it takes hours. I want to take him to la Tomatina and lick him clean afterward.”

I haven't seen a Tomatina fic that goes along those lines yet, but...yeah...I want smut that is mouth-watering, nose-bleed inducing or a link that damn well leads me to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- AMERICA/ANYONE, WORLD: ARCHAEOLOGICAL FUN
Okay, so we've most of us seen the new strip, with the Northern Europeans talking about relatedness, right? (For those who haven't, it's here: http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/4004671.html#cutid1) Did anyone else snicker a little bit over the way Iceland referred to the archaeological studies as investigations of his body?

Now, we all know archaeology is one of America's hobbies, right? I think you know where I'm going with this: ♥

America/Anyone, enjoying a little, uh. Recreational archaeology, please.

- ENGLAND: GUILTY GEAR CROSSOVER
Ah... requester!anon hopes that specific fill isn't too specific but here goes!

Anon would like to see a Hetalia/Guilty Gear crossover (because these are two of anon's not-so-secret vices) wherein England discovers the kind of company his new Prime Minister keeps after-hours. The catch? England doesn't recognize his Prime Minister at first because he's never seen him dress quite like that around the office.

Because really- who doesn't want the world's greatest trap as their Prime Minister? Cue awkwardness, spazzing on both parts, and relentless teasing from the 'friends' Bridget's out drinking with.

Bonuses:

1. England doesn't realize who 'she' is at first and is completely taken by the charm and smiles.

2. Once he figures it out, he's still pretty 'do want'.

3. Jellyfish Pirates + Sealand-as-Zepp are Bridget's bar friends.

Mother of all bonuses- Bridget/England smut?

Captcha: Hauls round- does that mean England gets to come with from the get-go, Captcha?


- NORWAY, WORLD: INVOLVING WHAT'S ON THE VIDEO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76d6JTLCc9g
Something ANYTHING involving this.
*smirks*
Norway I will never be able to take you seriously again.
Also If its an art fil: Props for Sweden failing at Rock paper scissors.

* AMERICA/CANADA, DENMARK/CANADA, RUSSIA/CANADA: CANADA GETS DOMINATED
So, OP has noticed that Canada does get bullied over the Arctic a lot (The Northwest Passage, Hans Island, etc)

Canada getting dominated by the other Arctic states (particularly America, Denmark, and Russia), so smut is wanted!

Bonus: Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland are included

- SEALAND/ROMANO/PRUSSIA: THREESOME
Sealand/Romano/Prussia

The Nation that's not a Nation, the defunct Nation, and the non-existent Nation hook up.

Perhaps Sealand walks in on Prumano goodness, or finds two nations without land great practice for England, or Prussia and Romano argue over the adorable Shota.....creativity is king.

- RUSSIA/CHINA/LITHUANIA: THREESOME
Yah, I'm totally bored and want mixed RIVALRY, ANGST, SMUT REQUEST.
Make Lithuania and China horribly jealous at each others and wants nothing, but pull each others throats and win, while Russia... well he's Russia and he wants them both. xD;;; Put them all in sexy times together! ;D
Please?? *puppy eyes*
And I simply don't care who's the bottom or top.

- GERMANY/VENEZIANO: THREE ORGASMS
Ger/Ita.

Italy having AT LEAST three orgasms.

The rest is up to the anon~

- ENGLAND, FRANCE: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CROSSOVER
I'm watching Spongebob with the kid I'm babysititng, and Patrick just went "I got it; let's get naked!" And Spongebob said in response "No, let's save that for real estate.." while I was listening to France's marukaite chikyuu.

I want that episode with Patrick as France and Spongebob as England. They don't need to sell chocolate.

Bonus: the guy whos screaming 'CHOCOLAATE!' throughout the whole episode is America.
Bonus: The con artist is Canada.
SOUL-GIVING BONUS: The old ladies are Sealand and Prussia. England/Sealand and France/Prussia ftw.

- AMERICA/ENGLAND: HE NEEDS TO BE COMFORTED
I'm just gonna be a bitch and request more US/UK and add it to the already huge heap here...

US/UK, where England finally breaks down and needs to be comforted. With him coming up to America and begging him not to hate him for not being there or apologizing for it. (I think I remember a request with America doing this--)

Bonuses would be Arthur doing this on the 4th of July, snapping at Alfred and then breaking down after Alfred prods at him. Sex ensues?

Is hurt/comfort a kink? Of not, then wrist fetish?

I just noticed I called them by all their names. huh.

Captcha: Watkins Meriting. WTF?

- RUSSIA/PRUSSIA: MPREG
RussiaPrussia mpreg. Russia actually being NICE towards pregnant Prussia. Prussia is pregnant with twin girls. Have fun.

... will totally fill whatever you want if anyone does this D:

* WORLD: THEIR LAST TIME
Anon wants to see some fics about a couple's last time together. It can be sex, a tender moment, or even just a conversation, but at some point at least one of the parties should realize that this is their last time together. Any interpretation of 'last time' is cool, but make sure it's angsty or at least bittersweet.

- RUSSIA/AMERICA/CHINA/FRANCE/ENGLAND: ORGY
Allied/Britannia!Angel UK

Basically UK turns into Britannia Angel during the Allied meeting.

However, this somehow arouses all the Allied nations and Angel!UK gets screwed like tomorrow, yes, screwed/fucked literally by all the Allied nations.

Bonus Points:If Allied nation A (preferably US)tries to take/protect Angel!UK from the others for himself <3

- OTHER/AMERICA: ALIENS HAVE MATING SEASONS?
Tony/America

Yes, anon wants this now. It's mating season, and anon here wants Tony trying to seduce America into submission. Up to anon if it becomes successful or not.

Bonus: If Russia, Canada or England decides to join the 'fun'


- WORLD: DREAMING OF SOMEONE THAT WILL CHANGE THEIR LIVES
Anon would like to see something where a nation dreams of someone who will someday change their lives, human or another nation. As smutty, sweet or angsty as anon wants.

Examples: (Dreamer first; these aren't necessarily smutty or romantic) France/UK, N. Italy/Germany, UK/US, UK/Queen Elizabeth, US/George Washington, China/Japan, China/Russia, China/America, China/Mao, Germany/Hitler, Prussia/Germany, Turkey/Greece, Spain/S. Italy, Spain/England, Russia/Stalin, Russia/Lenin, Russia/Liet. Or anything else you come up with anon <3

- AMERICA, ENGLAND: THE OTHER WAY AROUND...
AU in which the continent of America was about the location Great Britain is now, and Great Britain is an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with some kind of awesomesauce national resource. And so instead of UK raising US, it's the other way round...

- CANADA/RUSSIA, CANADA/ANYONE, WORLD: INVADING MY POLAR REGIONS
Canada/anyone (Russia maybe? whatever works!), and the phrase "invading my polar regions".

DO WANT. Sex not necessary, I just want the lols.

* AMERICA/ENGLAND: PEANUTS CROSSOVER
Anon has seen too much Peanuts and wants Snoopy!America/Woodstock!England

Fluff or Smut or even both <3 anon just wants it filled!

Bonus: if any Nation-turned-into-Peanuts character interrupts them :D


- AMERICA/PRUSSIA: PDA
This is one of those 'Is it weird to like this?' pairings that I have.

America/Prussia

Doing PDA, or Public Displays of Awesome during a World Meeting.

Later, laughing at everyone's reaction during or right after sexy times.Anon prefers Seme!America for this pairing.

- AMERICA, CANADA, RUSSIA, FINLAND, WORLD: THEY'RE ONE/TWO/ALL OF THE NORDICS' KID/S
Specific request is specific.
I want America and/or Canada to realise that they are the children of one/two/all nordics.
Idea based on the strip where England and France finds baby America, but in truth it was Sweden and Finland that found him first.

The prefered kink would involve Russia and America during the time Finland is at Russias house but if anons would find inspiration in something else anything involving some of the nordics having family like feelings for America and/or Canada would do just fine.

* ENGLAND, AMERICA: STAR SPANGLED BANNER
The British Royal Guards playing the "Star Spangled Banner" in Buckingham Palance the day after the September 11 attacks.

I want to see England singing the Star-Spangled Banner to a grief-stricken America after the the World Trade Center attacks.

Bonus: America falls asleep while England sings, like a young child

- TAIWAN/HUNGARY: BUBBLY TEA
Taiwan/Hungary

Anon likes to see Taiwan giving Hungary bubble tea, but ends up getting rejected. Anon would love to see Taiwan forcing Hungary to drink bubble tea with some kinky lessons.

Bonus: If bubble tea is used in the process of Taiwan's kinky lesson <3


- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: COWBOY/MAGE
I totally would love to see some Cowboy!America and Mage!England sex.

It's up to anon to decide about the plot as long as there's smut in it.

However, there's bonus points if it involves Cowboy!America's pistol or the ever so cliched phrase "Save a horse...Ride a cowboy"

- WORLD, ENGLAND: IT HAPPENED THE OPPOSITE WAY
So, anon here has been watching too many of the 'bad endings' from a game called Disgaea. It made me think of this idea that I haven't been able to get out of my head:

So what I would like to see is a crucial part of a country's history, where I mean something BIG happened that most likely effected other nations largely too( i.e.: a revolution, a war, a treaty, an alliance), happens the opposite way. Causing the course of many events to happen differently and ultimately, a HORRIBLE 'current' state of the world. So it'd probably be dripping with angst and be pretty dark and sad.

I guess this most likely warrants multiple fills, but if I had to choose just one, it'd be 'if England's empire never fell'.

Please anons, make this leave an awful taste in my mouth...

- GERMANY, GREECE: THEY KNOW JACK SQUAT ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SPECIES
Greece likes Cats
Germany likes Dogs

Put those two together, throw in a drunken bet, and suddenly they have to live with each other's pets until one caves.

Greece can't do anything anymore, because the dogs need constant attention and care, not to mention how nosey and troublesome they get. And Germany can't handle cats and their moods, or the constant cat naps and breaking of fine china.

Bonus:
-Their respective lovers (Italy for Germany and Japan for Greece) have to keep helping them because neither know jack squat about the opposite species.

-Italy and Japan are totally cool with both pets, so they're all 'buhyoo' about having cats or dogs for a change.

-Prussia hates the cats because they keep trying to eat Gilbird.

- CANADA: CANADIAN SIMULATOR
We've already had the German Simulator-how about Canada's version instead eh?

Anon here wants Canada lining up for check out at Real Canadian SuperStore(google it if you don't believe me-there's such a store in Canada)and getting pissed as various nations appear at the checkout and either ask him stereotypical Canadian questions or anything that ticks Canada off.

Bonus: if Nation A asks if Canada if they can buy a polar bear at SuperStore or snow sleds

or Kumajirou beating the shit out of a Nation :D

- GERMANY, JAPAN, VENEZIANO, ROMANO: GENDERBENDER
We are now entering an AU where most of the Uke!Nations are girls.

I know, I know, 'Why ever would I want to read/fill that???' But, please hear me out for a minute!!

It's WWII and Ita-chan has just recently joined the Axis Powers, but unlike cannon, both Germany and Japan just shake their heads at her incompetence because, well... everybody knows girls suck at war, right? (They're pointedly forgetting Hungary, right now)

Now you see, Felicia's elder sister Romina keeps popping up only to witness them in inappropriate positions with her dear, but utterly stupid, baby sister. So, she cries 'RAPE!!' and causes all sorts of problems that (accidentally) stops them from winning quite a few battles.

The problem? Well,they can't do anything about Romina because, not only would it make Felicia cry, but also, any sign of discomfort from her would make Spain drag himself out of his own civil war/dictatorship so that he can have a 'word' with them about how to properly treat las señoritas!

- WORLD, OTHER: WINNIE THE POOH CROSSOVER
Anon just wants to see the Allied nations, Canada and Kumajirou as Winnie the Pooh characters. Up to writer!anon for the plot. However, Anon would like it if the following nations were these characters.

Winnie the Pooh-Kumajirou
Christopher Robin-Canada
Rabbit-England
Tigger-America
Eeyore-Russia
Piglet-China
Owl-France

Anon wouldn't mind more nations as Winnie the Pooh characters~

Bonus Points: -Insane Eeyore!Russia

-Plot involving the gang to ask Owl!France about his 'wise' opinions (something kinky is loved)

-The characters having the 'World Meeting'

-Winnie!Kumajirou going on a rampage just because he can't find any honey

-Christoper Robin!Canada saying 'silly old Kumajirou'

- WORLD: LAMEBOOK
Forget Facebook, Anon wants Nation A to post embarrassing things from Nation B's FB page onto Lamebook.

Bonus: -other Nations find out about it and Nation B ends up going after Nation A for revenge -smut is encouraged~

- CHINA/RUSSIA: INSANE!CHINA
There isn't a lot of China/Russia ones out there :O

Anon wants Insane!China topping the hell out of Russia.

Bonus Points: -Russia secretly enjoying as the uke

-Blood play or bondage is used <3

- WORLD, DENMARK, AMERICA: TRUE BLOOD CROSSOVER
I know that a lot of you are probably sick to death of vampire stories, but nonetheless... I'm requesting a True Blood crossover.
I would like to see something between a nation and one of their vampires. I'm thinking Denmark and Eric bonding over their Viking days, America and Bill remembering the civil war, that kind of thing. If sex happens, that's just great.

* WORLD: WITH HUMAN BABIES
Haven't seen anything like this so far, sooooo...
All that canon artwork of grownup!Italy holding Chibitalia has set this anon's biological clock a-tickin'. Like, really.

So.

Let's have some Nation-tans with babies. Their babies. In FULL-ON DADDY MODE.

And by "their babies," I'm not talking about colonies or states or the Liancourt Rocks, but lol @ messy custody battles in court anyway, but actual, human, non-geographical babies. Mothers need not be specified, since things would get complicated and mpreg isn't exactly this anon's cup of tea.

This anon would really like to see the Axis boys setting up a play date for their children (with Feliciano Jr. bawling and Kiku Jr. in a little kimono), but she also has a secret fantasy of Austria playing the piano with a not-from-Hungary's-vagina!toddler on his lap, banging his/her hands on the keyboard and completely ruining the song.

Multiple fills are encouraged for this. ♥

- WORLD: BEL CANTO CROSSOVER
"When you think of love you think like an American. You should think like a Russian!"
"Yeah, we Americans have a bad habit of thinking like Americans."

Request: Something with this quote. Any circumstance, humor, angst, whatever, just as long as Russia and America say this to each other.

(The quote is from Bel Canto. I might be paraphrasing a bit, it's been a while since I read it.)

Or, if you wish to be really awesome, Hetalia-fy Bel Canto (Fem!America as Roxane, Japan as Hosokawa, Russia as Fyodorov, etc, all stuck in a house together where no one can speak anyone else's language...except for a single translator (Canada? IDK.)) But since that's a lot to ask, just the quote will do nicely.

- AMERICA: MIND BLOWING SEX
Superman!America/America

Anon wants to see Superman!America showing America who's the real hero with plenty of mind blowing sex.

Bonus Points: -If America is portrayed as the villain from Superman!America's perspective.


- AMERICA/ENGLAND, OTHER: TONY AND ENGLAND JOIN FORCES
Has anyone seen that completely awful horror movie called "Dreamcatcher"? It's about a parasitic alien that bursts out of people's asses after eating their insides. At the end when the alien takes over an American man's body (the movie is American, too, of course), it speaks with a British accent. If you haven't seen it, don't. Really, it's awful.

So for the prompt: America makes England watch Dreamcatcher and Tony joins in out of curiousity. When it's revealed that the alien has a British accent, the two of them are really pissed since they don't get along. Kind of a "how could you disgrace my proud race by mixing it with that trash?!" sort of thing. Naturally, Alfred is completely without remorse which only serves to anger them further. England and Tony decide to put aside their differences temporarily to get back at America somehow and through the course of things find out that they actually make a pretty good team. America gets what he has coming to him, of course. I'm looking for something lulzy rather than violent. Oh, and if there's any romance, I'd like USUK, because pairing one of them with Tony is kind of a squick for me. Not interested in smut, either. Vanilla anon is vanilla.

tldr: England and Tony work together to get revenge on America and find out they make a good team.

- CANADA/AMERICA: HOCKEY
Hockey!Canada/America

America disses hockey in front of Canada. Canada turns to Hockey!Canada and teaches America a lesson to never diss hockey.

Bonus: -A hockey stick is used in the process <3333

- RUSSIA/LITHUANIA: BOOT LICKING
Once upon a time probably in this comm, now that I think about it, I read a really short Russia/Liet with boot licking.

Well it was hot like I never knew licking boots could be, and I come today begging your anonymous greatness for more...? If Liet likes it or not, I don't mind either way. <3

- JAPAN, VENEZIANO: ABUSING VENEZIANO
Anyone remember this from Part 6?: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10530.html?thread=17536290#t17536290
(Seven glorious comments' worth of straight-up Italy torture.)

Yeah, let's have that continued, with Japan taking Germany's place as the one abusing Italy.
Please, awesome-anon-who-wrote-that-fic? <333

- FRANCE/ENGLAND, AMERICA/ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
US/fem!UK/France

AU perhaps?

US is your average jock, fem!UK is the school nerd with a fiery temper and France is the famed playboy. Anon wants to France lusting after fem!UK with a jealous US :3

Plot is really up to writer!anon <3

- AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA, GERMANY/PRUSSIA, HUNGARY/PRUSSIA: DRAG QUEEN!PRUSSIA
Anon wants to see Drag Queen!Prussia seducing either Austria/Germany/Hungary.

Bonus: Drag Queen!Prussia ends up bottoming from top :D

- CANADA/SEYCHELLES: GENDERBENDER
Canada is the shy, smart, but not very noticed girl. Seychelles is the exotic new guy who is determined to make Canada fall in love with him.

Bonus: America is the overprotective brother, and France/England are their parents.

I'd prefer human names, although Seychelles' name would be interesting to make up. orz

- CANADA/AMERICA: STRIPPING
Canada/America

America finds a pole installed in his house, guess who's on it though?

Anon wants to see Canada stripping for his brother <3

Bonus Points: -America ends up topping for the fun of it.

-Canada saying 'Hello there sexy' and pouring maple syrup all over himself *_*

- AMERICA/SWEDEN: DINNER AND DRINKS
Because it's an extremely rare pair and I love those... (especially when America is in the mix)

While researching the United States foreign relations I came across a note that the Swedish ambassador acts as intermediary between the US and North Korea.

So a meeting between America and Sweden to discuss upcoming talks between the two runs really late, America suggests they go out for dinner/drinks when it finally over. Whatever happens next is up to the anon (smut is not necessary but not discouraged either). I just really want to see something...anything...with these two interacting for an extended period of time.

* WORLD: AFTER THE MPREGNANCY
I'm a fan of Mpreg, but there is a lot of that, so I'd like to see the result of Mpreg, I'm saying I would like the Nations spending time with their teenage kids. The kids are anywhere from 12-18 (Ok, preteen-teenage kids), mainly because Babies are rather boring, and little children are annoying. But Teens and their drama...would drive the nations insane.

Just random things like:
~Family bonding time
~Puberty (I'd prefer two male parents and a daughter for this one.)
~Crushes (And how the Parents feel) (On Other nations children or Humans...but more love for the nation children)
~Time with 'extended' family, like America and Canada's kids hanging out, or Italy and Romano's. Or hanging out with uncles/Aunts.
~"I'm almost as old as you!" for the 'older teens'
~Getting into fights at school (That would be some of the ones with rather violent parents..)
~Anything else you might want to write

Preferred Parrings: USUK, PruCan, Spain/Romano, ItaGerm, Hungary/Austria, PolLeit, RuChu.

Bonus: Two male nations and a 12/13 year old girl.
Bonus 2: Children of Canada or Spain hanging out with 'Uncle France' who tries to teach them 'how the world works'

- FRANCE: FART KINK
Since he seems to really like fart jokes, France with a fart kink.
I don't care if it's crack or serious or he's ashamed of it or not.

Just... try to have fun with it?

* OTHER: FLUFF
Gilbird/Hana-tamago

Plot is up to writer!anon, however, anon wants fluff added in the fill <3

Anon does not mind smut in it, though it may taint her poor mind


Notes
+ If I've stuffed something up or missed a link, please let me know.
+ Requests with asterisks (*) beside them have been filled. If you fill one (or see one is filled), please let me know. You don't have to provide a link and can remain anonymous.
+ Language beta'ing and other links can be found on our profile.

Monday, 28th September, 2009 --- PART 2

[PART ONE]

- PRUSSIA/WORLD: HE'S ON A MISSION
Prussia's on a mission, and his mission is to sleep with every member of the G8! Too bad they all seem to think one night together means a relationship

Chaos errupts during a G8 meeting after someone casually let it slip

BONUS: Countries fighting over Prussia using crazy reasons like who made him scream the loudest etc
AWESOME-BONUS: The challenge is on as they find Prussia and proceed to try and prove who is obviously better by demonstrating their 'skills' on Prussia and it all somehow ends up in an orgy

- FRANCE/ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
England is turned into a girl through a magical mishap or other handy plot device. France takes it on himself to show him the joys of a woman's body.

Many times. In multiple positions.

(dumb kink: they do it without condoms)

- CANADA/NETHERLANDS, CUBA, AMERICA: IT'S THEIR SPECIAL TYPE OF SHOTGUN TALK...
Basically, Cuba and America don't agree on anything, except that those dirty Europeans need to keep their hands off Matthew. So, they decide to give Netherlands, Canada's established boyfriend, the shot gun talk. Only their version is more of the 'knock him out, tie him to a chair and threaten him in a basement talk'. The plan back fires and Matt finds out, and just lavishes attention on his poor boyfriend while Cuba and America blame one another for Canada being involved with the Netherlands in the first place.

Human names please!

Bonus: The boys are idiots and take him to a basement...in Canada.
Bonus 2: The basement has one of those exposed light bulbs, and a leaking pipe.
Bonus 3: Netherlands is SO not frightened by two youngsters, even after one loses his temper and slugs him. I mean he's seriously unimpressed.
Bonus 4: UK and France wholly support Cuba and America, but wisely don't get involved.

Seriously, this pairing needs more love. OP is begging you.
captcha says; speak Cali, so maybe it happens in California?

- AMERICA/ENGLAND: HE'S HELD CAPTIVE
Anon really wants Noble!America/Pirate!England.

Noble!America captures Pirate!England after a battle or something-the plot can be changed-up to writer!anon's choice~

However, anon wants some sexytiems between the two nations while Pirate!England is held captive.

Bonus:-A very, very tsudere Pirate!England is loved.
-If you add other nation pairings

- AMERICA/FRANCE/RUSSIA: THREESOME
So you guys know how America and Russia both had embarrassingly huge crushes on France in the 18th century, right? Like how America basically had a whole revolution justified by French philosophy and then built a government on said philosophy? And how Russia's court was very French at the time (French clothes, French art, French music....hell, French even became the language of the aristocracy for a while and Russian was only used for lower class persons.)

I wanna see America and Russia crushing on France like a couple of school girls and competing with each other for his affection. Cue trying to impress France in a lot of faily ways while trying to sabotage the other's efforts at the same time. France fully enjoys being fought over and even encourages them a little...but when things go a bit too far, he finally breaks them up and informs then that there is no need to fight, because there is PLENTY of France to go around. Cue a threesome.

Bonus: America and Russia are kind of sexually clumsy/inexperienced, so France has to instruct them during sex ('Don't squeeze so hard, America. Try using your tongue, Russia. Ah, très bon!')

- AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA: SEME!AUSTRIA
Just..Seme!Austria PLEASE

Bonus if Austria secretly likes bondage =|

- CANADA/AMERICA: YANDERE!CANADA
In a nutshell: Yandere!Canada developing a deep obsession with America back when they’re both still colonies. I would love to see him manipulating everything he could to keep Alfred all to himself, even secretly encouraging Alfred’s rebellion against Arthur or purposefully adding fuel to their arguments. Exactly how far he goes with this and/or the exact details are completely up to the author!Anon, but if there’s any sexy stuff, please keep with the geographic canon – it suits yandere!Canada better, don’t you think? :3

- AMERICA, ENGLAND: 1976, THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION
What if the British Empire had not declined but had remained powerful and unchanged, or even gotten more powerful, into the late 20th century? And what if America had never sought independence... until now?

Bonus: The shot heard around the world? This time the whole world really does start paying attention.

- AMERICA/CANADA: ORGY
North America Brothers x North America Sisters.

IE: America/Fem!America/Canada/Fem!Canada foursome. Both Americas top.

I don't even know, man. Maybe it has something to do with the doodle I just did D:

reCAPTCHA: pines 148. You want it to happen in a forest, CAPTCHA?


- WORLD: I HAVE NO MOUTH, AND I MUST SCREAM CROSSOVER
Anyone heard of/or played "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream"? And I mean the game, not the book. Well, if you have, good. If not, then look here. If you have heard of it, but have never played the game, there's an LP for it.

In an AU(Okay, this might be from the actual plot of the real game), after America, Russia, and China created their own supercomputers, they started a global war too complex for humans. One day, one of the three computers called AM started the final war and wiped out the human race because of its hatred for humanity with the exception of five of the nations(Author!anon can choose who are the five survivors) who are imprisoned and tortured endlessly for 109 years. After those years have passed, AM decided for them a "new game to play" where each of the nations must go through and overcome their fatal flaws/issues while being given an insight of AM's mind and after that, they must go inside of AM's circuits and destroy through the three representation of its mind.

(Hope I didn't screw up in the request...)

Bonus 1: Germany is Gorrister in this AU who is under the guilt of Italy's death and Romano is the real reason Italy died.
Bonus 2: Russia is Benny. (I just can picture him as Benny, don't ask...)
Bonus 3: It ends where everyone or just one person survives and reawakens all the people on the moon and the Earth is terraformed into habitable environment being led by the nations or the one nation.

- AUSTRAIA STARTED WWIII
WWIII, no one expected Australia to start it...

Crack or Dark~

- WORLD: IN A SAUNA
Saunatalia.

Aka nations in the sauna.

Mmmmmmmm

- AMERICA/BELARUS/RUSSIA: THREESOME, OR NOT
America/Belarus/Russia

So, basically anon wants to see Belarus lusting after Russia as his biggest fan (as well all know) however, America has his sights on Belarus.

Even though America has his sights on her, Belarus still wants Russia and uses him to lure her brother. However, much to her dismay, Belarus finds herself sandwiched between the two super nations.

Bonus: -Threesome smut <3 Anon would really love that *_*

-America/Belarus or Belarus/Russia smut would suffice <3

- CANADA, WORLD: DETECTIVE MATTHEW WILLIAMS
There's been a gruesome murder at the local Hetalia apartments and it's up to Detective Matthew Williams to find out who the culprit is!

But it's going to be tougher than he thought. As if the fact that the victim was eaten isn't hard enough, the residents of Hetalia buildings seem to be bent on NOT helping him in the investigation. Of course there's also his loud-mouthed brother who lives in the building who wants to 'help' him with his investigation.

Anon doesn't mind any pairings writernons might want to put in here, and would greatly appreciate any cameos other than the obvious XD Oh, and it's up to you who the victim and murderer are =)

- DENMARK/NORWAY: HIDDEN
DENMARK/NORWAY *_*

Norway bets with Denmark to see who can stay hidden for 24 hours and not find one another. Loser gets fucked/screwed <3 Up to writer!anon to see who loses first.

Bonus: -Norway loses first *3*
-Finland or Sweden gets involved in the bet <3

- AMERICA/JAPAN: FROM BEGINNING TO END
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhJFkxAobUA&feature=related
Someone. PLEASE. Make this a fic.
Japan meeting the gentlemanly bastard that was the English Empire. To dressing Japan in a kimono. To lil' Alfred distressed at glimpsing his daddy doing 'odd things' to Japan and Japan comforting him. To seeing him again when he's no longer a bastard and recalling thinking of him in WWII and being lonely and unhappy. (and perhaps include that he was ultimately defeated in that war by the child he once comforted??) To a crying England visiting a hospitalized Japan and expressing his love with America happy to see them together and not hurting anymore.

bonus1: Japan acts like a mother figure to America

I know this could be considered a big request, but please! I'd really die to see this!

- AMERICA/ENGLAND: POPSICLES
USUK in that order.

Anon has been craving this for a while....Anon wants to see America screwing England with popsicles 8D

Bonus: England having more than 2 orgasms or double popsicle penetration(*A*)

That is all *_*

- WORLD: THEY'RE STRIPPERS
Blame the economy, but some female nations desperate for some cash take jobs as strippers, hopefully for a short time.

They didn't count on the club they worked at being a favorite of the male nations, whose reactions are... mixed, ranging from "She's hot!" to "That's my sister!" and "Karma's paying you back for bullying me!"

Bonus: Hungary being only too happy to give a private show to Austria, but freaking when Prussia asks for the same.

- AMERICA/ENGLAND, SWEDEN/FINLAND, RUSSIA/CHINA, DENMARK/NORWAY, AUSTRIA/PRUSSIA: POLE DANCING
Nation A/Nation B & Nation C/Nation D(preferably USUK, SuFin, RussiaChina, Denmark/Norway, AustriaPrussia)

France teaching Nation A & Nation C how to dance, er, pole dance for their lover.

Bonus:-Nations A and C successfully pole dancing for their lovers, sex ensues :D

-Nation A and C almost end up having a threesome with France :B

- LITHUANIA/POLAND, RUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
Fortunately, this anon has a different request.

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Fem!Lithuania/fem!Poland. Having sex using Russia's scarf in some way.

With Russia sleeping next to them.

Bonus: They get really, really kinky, and have to work very hard to stifle their noise.

Bonus two: It doesn't quite work. Russia wakes up. What happens next...? Up to the authoranon.

Have fun, kiddies!

- VENEZIANO IS BATSHIT!INSANE
I'd really like to see BatshitInsane!Veneciano because after all its always the least suspecting ones that turn up being insane.

Bonus: If its Russia/North Italy, and Italy is undeniably Seme.
Or if Its Itacest and Romano is Afraid of his brother.

- GERMANY/VENEZIANO, SPAIN/ROMANO: THEIR CURL GETS LICKED
I can never remember if that hair erogenous zone thing is actually canon, but for the sake of smut, let's pretend it is. >>

Germany/Italy (or Spain/Romano) with the Italy getting his curly hair licked.

Bonus for "GAAAAH don't touch that!" reactions

Captcha: pounces sister. What is this trying to tell me?

- AMERICA, WORLD: CAN'T SAY ANYTHING TO THAT
Nation A and Alfred get into an argument over something, and as Alfred pulls up a good point, Nation A has no clever rebuttle. Teasingly, Alfred says this:

"My low quantity of logic. Fear it."

Bonus: Nation A is England.

... Please. I need a nice laugh.

reCAPTCHA: brother-in-law fatigues. Turhurr.

- CHINA, WORLD: HE'S GOT SOME ODDLY NAMED RESTAURANTS
My mother is on the computer, and she starts laughing at some pictures on the computer. I asked her what happened, and she shows me a Chinese resturant called 'Dirty Dicks', 'Sun Fat', 'Cum-N-Eat', 'Chocolate Log' and the such.

SOO I want a nation of Anon's choice (cannot be an Asian nation--sorry) to go over to China's home, and there, finds a crapload of oddly-named resturants, and when asked about it, China simply goes 'Oh yeah they have good food aru.'

Bonus: FOR SOME REASON, the nation gets turned on which results in bathroom sex. OP!anon is flexible with pairings. <33

* AMERICA, OTHER: NESTING SYNDROME
We know America has raised a damn good amount of little state-tans. (I have a head canon that the 13 originals raised him, and some like Texas or Alaska were 'adopted' so to speak. Republic of Texas and what not lol) So after getting so used to having some kids running around and causing chaos, what does Al do when he realizes... They're all almost 'grown-up'.

Of course he goes a tiiiiny bit crazy, eh? All mothersparent's do when they see their young'ins leave the nest!

So what this Anon wants is Al going through the symptoms of 'Children Withdrawl' and taking it out on other countries, or just freaking them all out.

B!: He goes through serious mood swings, and snaps when anyone mentions kids, siblings, or their own provinces/counties/ect.
B!2: Spain, France, England, and any other country with 'Children' sympathize with him completely. They could start a support group with their pity :c
B!3: HE FIGURES OUT THE BEST WAY TO SOLVE THIS. Demand for someone to give him a baby. Either by getting pregnant, or getting HIM pregnant.

I don't care what paring it ends with, but Anon just wants to see which nations will be sacrificed given the task of stopping America's madness.

- SPAIN, OTHER: WHAT IF...
Back in the 16th century Spain single-handedly conquered more than 70% of the Americas and consequently lost it all because (from the colonies' POV) he was a cocky, GREEDY!!!X100, badly managed administrative power and all-around bastardly tyrant that was better off overthrown.

But, what if he had treated them much better and tried to start an open-minded cultural exchange with them, to try and embetter himself as well as learn a little about his new colonies (And try to avoid stupid mistakes such as: "Hey Peru if you want to send supplies to Colmbia or Argentina - his neighbors at the time - then you have to send it to my house first so I can check it, OK? Don't worry that it'll take months to get here and then months to get to it's destination, it's just standard procedure, you see!").

So, miraculously, they all like Antonio so much that they don't want independence. No, they figure they have a nice little deal going on here and why screw it up!
I mean, they get to teach Spain how to properly administrate his resources, using his newly aquired gold for investment plans and the like, to make the Spanish Empire even more awesome.
While, Spain gets to show them different types of sciences and technological advancements, which I imagine the two latin-american cultural hotspots - Mexico and Peru - would enjoy tinkering around and improving.
The Philippines, Venezuela and the Carribean Islands, at this point would have probably focused on naval technology and warfare. Probably showed England who's boss the moment he entered their waters. Of course, out of all of them, Argentina still manages to adore Mami Lovi more than España.

And then Napoleon appears...

- ENGLAND: SONG OF THE SHIELDWALL
I would give my eyeteeth to see England singing this song.

Lyrics: http://www.chivalry.com/cantaria/lyrics/shieldw.html
Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDAsflcMi9s (recommend opening these two simultaneously).

Like I said - I'd love to see England singing this, utterly and completely serious and with obvious passion. Cue several nations (America, for one) being - very impressed at the sheer emotion he puts into it and the regard he has for the issue.

And a lot of flashbacks from various other nations. (Maybe a bit of fright - if England's backsliding in any way...)

Please?

* CANADA, ENGLAND: PASSHOLE-AGGRESSHOLE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uApZuZ6RPy4&NR=1

England makes Canada apologise to America for making him cry with that three-hour rant against him. (You guys know the strip.)

Yeeeeeah ... it doesn't go as England planned. 8Db

* CANADA, WORLD: NOT AS EASY AS IT SEEMED
So a nation has had hard times when it comes to love, it seems like no one wants them anymore.

Then they notice Canada.

It's like a nicer, cuter, more silent America! And no one sees him, he's single as can be! There's no competition at all: Except it turns out there is one. A fierce, violent, vicious competition just below the radar of the more noticed countries and oh shit...

Basically nation of your choice thinks it will go after Canada and finds out they're not the first one with that brilliant idea and they're totally in over their head. Ukraine proving she is related to Russia and Belarus, Cuba showing the missile crisis was totally warranted, Netherlands showing how he kicked Spain's ass, Seychelles proving that yes, she can hold her own, Prussia casually dropping in and out of the competition because he's badass and can, etc.

How it ends is up to anon~

BONUS: Said nation tries to tell people and no one believes them
DOUBLE BONUS: They tell Canada and he won't beleive them either ("What are you talking about - my friends would never do that to each other! They like each other.")

RE Captcha: berta game-points: You think they should keep score, captcha?

- RUSSIA, WORLD: MATRYOSHKA/NESTING DOLL
Russia makes a matryoshka/nesting doll of all the countries (he'd be the biggest, of course), they have no idea what it's supposed to be, and they take it all the wrong ways.

Bonus if they hold a secret meeting without him and come to some lulzy conclusion.

reCaptcha: ivan shortmen. WTF IT READS MINDS.

* PRUSSIA: LIVE ON TV
Anon wants to see Prussia messing with other Nation's live-TV broadcasting. Especially on CNN or BBC *o*

As well, anon wants Prussia declaring his claim on Austria's 'vital regions' on live-television.

Bonus: Sexytime/punishment from Austria later <3

- RUSSIA/POLAND, GERMANY/POLAND: HATE SEX
Poland finally tries to get his revenge on Russia [or Germany] by dressing up as a girl, getting into their capital and seducing one of their bosses. Only Russia [Germany] come in just in time to reveal who he is. Instead of panicking, he turns his attention to them and makes them pay.

Bonus: Poland makes them bleed from the bottom.

- AMERICA, OTHER: HE BRINGS A WHALE TO WORK
Humpback whales may, very soon, be taken off the endangered species list. What will this mean for America? And AmeriWhale?

Come to think of it - AmeriWhale has never really been focused on in any depth. He's Alfred's Kumajiro! Why hasn't he been talked about more?

Bonus: Alfred somehow manages to bring AmeriWhale to a UN meeting. Somehow. Make it happen, anons!

- TAIWAN, HUNGARY, BELARUS: CHARLIE'S ANGELS CROSSOVER
Anon wants a Hetalia parody of Charlie's Angels.

Preferably female nations (Taiwan, Hungary or Belarus) but male nations are loved <3 (Poland *o*)

Bonus: Russia as Knox perhaps?

- WORLD: CHURCH RELATED PORN
Damn anons I just got back from church (lol) and I'm itchy for some church related porn.

Bonus if it somehow involves the nordics and one of them is the priest. YES

- WORLD: MONSTER CROSSOVER
So. Okay. Guys. My most favoritest thing in the world is probably the manga/anime series "Monster" by Naoki Urasawa. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Monster - time suck warning: TVTropes link!) For those unfamiliar, the setting is entirely European, mostly pre-and-post Berlin Wall Germany. And while idly thinking about it at work, I wondered what the Nations would think of what goes down during "Monster".

And I realized I had a BURNING EPIC NEED for cross-over action.

I am not picky! Anything will do! Unsettling horror piece on Germany encountering Johan? Sure! Japan following the Kenzo Tenma case (perhaps with some reflection on why Tenma is, from all accounts, not very good at being Japanese or fitting in in his homeland)? Awesome! Several of the Nations who represent the areas where the story is set deciding to meet and discuss the matter? Super!

The only thing I ask is that it's serious - not comedy. But that's because "Monster" is pretty much the polar opposite of crack. I will forever be in your debt!

- ENGLAND/WORLD: WAXING HIS EYEBROWS
England. Waxing/plucking his eyebrows.
Because he thinks whoever he's crushing on will like him better that way.
Object-of-England's-affection's reaction is completely up to you.

Bonus if the (ridiculously appearance-conscious) Italy brothers were the ones who suggested it, simply because they'd been making fun of England's Rock Lee!eyebrows the night before.

reCaptcha: "Ludders followed" Apparently Germany's getting in on the pain action, as well. XD

- JAPAN/CANADA, RUSSIA/CANADA: SHOTA
Shota, don't really care how... just want this filled

Bonus: If it's Japan, Kiku is the source of Kumajirou's name

- SPAIN/ROMANO/SPAIN: TOMATO SONG
So, you know the character CDs? Specifically, North and South Italy's songs?

This is what I want to see! Feliciano, being the adorable dork he is, makes his epic love-song to pasta, because he's all artistic like that (if you slip a hint of GerIta there, I absolutely won't mind) and Spain goes all "c-c-cute!" over it. Lovino is obviously jealous... which ends up making the Delicious tomato song to be made.

You can obviously take liberties, as some of the random shouting would be hard to include/justify, but I really want Spain to hear the lines in which Lovi goes "I may not be useful with chores" etc. and maybe one line with his name in it? IDK.

So um. Spain/Lovino please? ♥ Dun care about top/bottom (if you want to include sex, though please, I do want my share of fluff and cute) or human/Nation names.

Bonus: Lovino has the song, but doesn't want Spain to hear because he's absolutely not jealous/it's not like he did for Spain anyway, dammit/whatever, but Spain accidentally hears.

Anon also thinks Lovino sounds way hotter, despite the Italies having the same seiyuu, so. Albeit Feliciano sounded very nice in the CD.

reCaptcha: factor Arthur. wtf? I think captcha wants cameos from the other Nations and their CDs? Captcha, you fangirl.


- AMERICA/OTHER: DISCOVERING THE WEST
America/ Louis and Clark

Discovering the West

- PRUSSIA, WORLD, OTHER: HAS A HAREM
Because he's that Goddamn awesome.

Human!AU or Nations if you want to work it that way. OP!Anon doesn't have a preference~

Bonus points:

- Fem!England, because OP!Anon has a serious weakness for her, or other genderswapped!nations
- Multiple encounters
- Prussia conducting his harem boys/girl for his entertainment

Anon just wants to read Prussia being awesome and lording his superiority over everyone :D Work this anyway you want!

- GERMANY: IN TEARS
For a nice change of pace, let's have Germany in tears over something. Like, really crying, not just a manly sniffle that can be passed off as the beginning of a cold.

Specifically, this anon would love to see Germany bawling over Hitler's suicide, but really, go with whatever floats your boats, anons. But for the love of god, no dead dogs, please.

- VENEZIANO: DISTRAUGHT OVER MUSSOLINI
And as an extension of the above request (here: http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/10960.html?thread=19840208#t19840208), this same anon would love to see a similar scenario with Italy being absolutely distraught about the horrible treatment of Mussolini's body in Milan.

Because sobbing!Italy trying to yank a dead guy off a meathook at a gas station absolutely breaks my heart, no matter how big a scumbag said dead guy was.

- CANADA: ROBIN SPARKLES
Canada as a ginormous fan of Robin Sparkles

- OTHER: QUEBEC/LOUISIANA
This anon has been craving some Quebec/Louisiana for the longest time. I know I can't be the only one out there who likes this pairing!

I don't have many specifics, and you can take this pretty much any way- reflecting on their history/ies as a whole, just one random moment in time, a specific event, etc, etc.

It doesn't have to be smutty, but hey...they're both French.

Bonuses:
-Louisiana is black. (This has to happen- this meme needs more chocolate-skinned love.)
-Mentions of Hurricane Katrina (angst/hurt/comfort)
-It's Mardi Gras time! Shenanigans ensue.
-Papa France shows up for sexytiems to teach them how to speak "proper" French.
-Quebec is actually just as much of a tsundere as England. Or even more so.

Anon would kindly give all her firstborns for this to be filled. *Hasn't ever had a request filled before* not that that matters or anything, lol...

- BELARUS/SEYCHELLES: SMUT
Belarus/Seychelles !smut!

I dunno. I'm just want something crackish now.

- SPAIN, ROMANO: COMFORT
Romano sees Spain's conquistador part for the first time and is terrified. Spain goes to comfort him.
Bonus if you can somehow insert Veneziano and the Bad Friends Trio into the story too. ;D

- FRANCE, AMERICA, CANADA: WHAT IF HE WON?
Okay, so there's a lot of 'what if America lost the Revolutionary War' out there. Let's go back further!

What if France won the French and Indian War, and instead of losing Canada to England, won America from him?

Would like to see America going to live with France and Canada, and what the results of that would be. Would like France to try and be a good papa to America, like England did with Canada.

(OP likes France/America and Canada/America, but just family stuff is okay too.)

- FRANCE/AMERICA: THE NEWEST FASHIONS
France/America smut, involving fashion in some way.*

Can be any time period: France showing America the newest fashions after they won the Revolutionary war with tights and stockings and ruffles and all that, or sexy jazz age fashions like boaters and bow ties in the 1920s, or some sort of modern catwalk type fashion between Paris and 5th Avenue. Or whatever!

France must top however!

*Since America has always looked up to France where fashion is considered.

- WORLD, OTHER: THEY GET RANDOMLY SHOT AT/HURT/GIFTED WITH PRESENTS/HELPED
It's the later half of WW2, and a Mysterious Sniper is apperently on the prowl. Whoever it is keeps on shooting at Germany and otherwise fucking his shit up - all the time. Sometimes, he/she/it even manages to hurt him badly enough to keep him out of commision for a while.

And as for the other members of the Axis Powers - Italy sometimes gets warning shots, while Japan, strangely enough, has apparently mostly gotten a free pass.

And for the other Nations - Vichy!France and Nazi-occupied Poland has gotten shot at (and just plain shot) several times, while some of the other Nations (Example : Danmark) have had instances of a Mysterious Somebody helping them out.

On the Allies side, though, America (and several other Nations) have been walking around with limps and bruises - there is some talk of being 'shot with rocksalt' for some reason... China on the other hand finds some mysterious presents of the nice kind, though, and is happily mystified.

This same Mystery Person is also seen hopping all over the globe, trying to help out refugees in Europe, handing out food , fuel and medicines around in Shanghai, hanging around with such people such as Albert Einstein, J. Robert Oppenheimer and their friends and colleagues, etc, etc.

And who is this Mystery Person? Why, it's the anthropomorphic personification of the Jewish population of Europe (and the Americas, etc), that's who - and boy oh boy, is he, she or it pissed.

Explanation : Japan mostly gets a free pass because (1)Japan had pretty much nothing to do with the Holocast in Europe (2)Japan generally didn't oppresse the Jewish refugees in Shanghai and elsewhere under their rule too badly (They did eventually create the Shanghai Getto because of pressure from Nazi Germany but they didn't try to kill them all or anything like that, basically, IIRC) (3)Sugihara Chiune and such (Sugihara Chiune : A Japanese diplomat stationed in Lituania who stamped several thousand visas for refugees, ignoring orders from his higher ups.)

Bonus Point 1 : Right around Nazi Germany's surrender, 'European Jewish Population'-tan makes a point of shooting Germany one more time, point-blank. Just so he knows for sure just who's been fucking his shit up, all this time.

Bonus Point 2 : Later on, 'European Jewish Population'-tan is a bit bummed out that America ended up using the nuclear bombs on Japan (instead of, well, Nazi Germany - it's just that Nazi Germany had sort of surrendered by then...)

There is more information regarding this request. Please hit the link.

- PRUSSIA/CANADA/PRUSSIA: HE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND WHY
Ok... just woke up from an amazing dream that i want to see fulfilled.
Specific Request ahead:

It was that Canada meets Prussia and starts liking him a lot, but he sees that Prussia has his "little crush" on Veneziano (but he has got over it a long time ago)... So, being all emo he text him about not wanting to see him anymore because he's only a obstacle between those two.
Prussia then goes to his door to try to understand why, and then it goes something along the lines of "Laugh Maker": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrGcPF6vB0A

Can i have my little dream fulfilled? please sweet anon?

- CHINA/AMERICA: CHINA THE LOVER, AMERICA THE WIFE
"As any man who wants to enjoy the favors of both a wife and a lover will tell you, it will not be a snap for Australia to stay on good terms with both China and the U.S. The global economy may have joined those two nations at the hip, but it is easy to see how they could be at odds on a host of other issues."

From pg. 4 of this article:
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1908274-4,00.html

It can be crack or anything, just as long as it's funny~ :D

- ENGLAND/FRANCE/SPAIN/AMERICA: ORGY
Specific plot...erm...

During a World Summit. After spending most of the day watching the US flit around from group to group being Mr.ImportantPopularGuy England, France and Spain go to the hotel bar and get themselves tipsy and talk about the "Good ol' days" when the decisions they made were the ones that made the world sit up and take notice instead of being barley a blip on the radar. America comes by and calls them on exactly what they're doing, teases them for being 'grumpy old men' and wanders off to go to bed.

Someone says that they should teach him a lesson and a plot is formed that involves kidnapping America from his room and taking him back to one of theirs. This will teach him to never underestimate anyone and well...their almost drunk and the thought of kidnapping America makes them giggle so it works as a plan in their minds. Kidnapping goes off without a hitch, thankfully America is a little groggy when he's half asleep and accidentally dropping him on his head at one point probably helped. They get him back to the room and tie him up and then he wakes up fully and they start to worry that given his extra strength maybe they haven't restrained him properly. They haven't he quickly gets loose and France, being France distracts him the only way he can think of...by kissing him. It works and Spain decides to join in because it looks like fun. England is a little more reluctant because they'd agreed to not force America to do anything he doesn't want to do but America teases him about his reluctance but it's his eyes that finally reassure England that it's alright and...well fun times ensue. ;-)

Would love to see all four involved equally though America is the center of attention for the most part (he is the one being taught the lesson after all *cough*)

- ENGLAND/AMERICA: ROLEPLAY
UK/US, the two roleplay a situation where Alfred loses the war and is punished by Arthur for his attempt to break away.

- SPAIN/ROMANO: THE LITTLE MERMAID CROSSOVER
This anon here would love Spain and Romano starring in "The little Mermaid", where Romano is the mermaid and Spain the prince.
Whether the story will have an "happily ever after" end (like Disney's) or a really sad end (like the original tale) is totally up to Anon. No genderbended, please.
[PART ONE]

Anon, make me cry! T^T
Also, multiple fills would be really loved

bonus if Veneziano is the person Spain mistakes for being his savior, hurting Romano's hidden feelings.

- FRANCE, WORLD: PARCOUR
I have no idea if this was ever requested, but hey.

Some nation (Author's choice) finds France doing this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parcour extremely sexy.


Notes
+ If I've stuffed something up or missed a link, please let me know.
+ Requests with asterisks (*) beside them have been filled. If you fill one (or see one is filled), please let me know. You don't have to provide a link and can remain anonymous.
+ Language beta'ing and other links can be found on our profile.

Sunday, 27th September, 2009

- ROMANO/VENEZIANO, ANYONE/ANYONE, WORLD: ROLE PLAY
O____O
This anon has a HUGE kink for roleplay anons! I request ANY TWO NATIONS doing so! That or Romano/Venesziano XDD Maid and Master, Nurse and Doctor, School Teacher and SailorFuku!Student, WHATEVER ANON WANTS. All I humbly ask is for roleplay between two nations pleeeeeeeeease?

AND THE BONUS IIIIIIS~~~ I have a soft spot for LOUD UKES who WANT IT BAD 8D

With that I will be happy anons XDDD I feel so ashamed-ish >//<

- SPAIN/AMERICA: THE BET
Oy this is overly long...sorry about that... *cringes*

Everyone knows the old Bet chestnut of a story idea beloved of teen movies and sit-coms since the beginning of time.

You know the one where Person A makes a bet with their friends that they can get Person B to fall in love with them by a certain amount of time. Person B is suspicious for a while but is eventually worn down and does start to fall in love with Person A while at the same time Person A is falling in love as well. (Somewhere in the middle of all this there is usually some intense and overly long makeover/music montage where the "ugly duckling" turns into a swan which helps the whole process along) But then the truth of the bet comes out at the most inopportune time leaving Person B devastated and Person A to flail around trying to prove that they really do love Person B. Yada, yada, yada.

Well I would love to see a story where Person A is Spain and Person B is America.

France and Prussia, while out drinking, talk about the times they've been with America and Spain gets all sad-faced because he's never been with America like that. So the bet/plot is formed ect. Spain does some hardcore wooing ('cause my headcanon is that he's better at wooing the France...truefax), if the writer can make a part of that wooing involve horses (particularly the Mustangs) I would be incredibly grateful. Story proceedes as normal with the falling in love and the finding out and well...the exact nature of the story is up to the writer but I'd prefer a happy ending. The whole makeover subplot isn't necessary but I can see Spain finding out a lot more about the real-America he keeps hidden under that over-the-top exterior. At some point an overly protective UK or Canada appears.

Bonus: When the truth comes out America is devastated but he doesn't go into a cliche-freaking out melt down. He's hurt and angry and doesn't want anything further to do with Spain but he keeps it mostly inside and is much more resigned to the whole thing because he's used to people only wanting to be with him because they want something from him or that they want to have a fun time without anything real ever happening with it. This bothers Spain more then any full-out freak out would.
Bonus 2: France and Prussia have never actually been with America they were rejected when they tried and are setting Spain up for the same thing. They're such great friends...in their defense when they realize how much Spain cares for America after the reveal they do try to help him out.

* SPAIN/ROMANO: SPAIN DIES
This anon would really like to see this happen!
Antonio is dying and has been bedridden for months. Lovino won't let anyone else see Antonio and has been with him the whole time. I want to see Lovino actually tell Antonio that he loves him and that he always has.

After Antonio dies, Lovino is depressed and won't talk to any of the other nations, even his brother. But somehow, Lovino realizes that Antonio wouldn't want him to stay like this.

Please make use of this line! "ONLY ANTONIO CAN CALL ME THAT!"

Anon, please make me cry for my OTP!

- FRANCE/ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
This is this Anon's first request~ lol

Genbend!France x England~

France is pregnant with Canada and raising toddler!America with England. Except England's been hitting the bottle a bit too much lately.

So France makes him go to an AA meeting and threatens that he better sober up or she'll leave him and take the kids away forever.

- AMERICA: PLAYBOY BUNNY SUIT
Anon has just seen the most awesome piece of fanart and is now craving playboy bunny America smut. No gender bend please.

- DENMARK/ANYONE, WORLD: MULTIPLE ORGASMS
So, you may have heard of the Masturbate-a-thon (http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/press-release.php).

In 2008, the winner of "Most Orgasms/Female" was a woman from Denmark (94 times! Lucky girl, damn!).

What I want to see is Denmark making another nation come multiple times until said nation is completely exhausted (preferably a female nation, since women simply can experience far more orgams in a row than men).

Use toys, any positions and whatnot. Be as kinky as you want. The kinkier the better! Make that nation beg him.

Bonus: Dirty talk.
Bonus 2: It's a humble/innocent/shy nation, such as Ukraine, Liechtenstein or --- Latvia. *shot*

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SWEDEN/FINLAND/DENMARK: THREESOME
Sweden and Denmark doing Finland, while competing with each other about who can give Fin more pleasure. Maybe he's sick of their constant arguing and thinks of a nice way of solving their diferences?~ However, Finland can only bottom (yet liking it), please.
Bonus points for Denmark teasing Sweden with being a better husband in bed. Extra bonus if there's included any other position than double penetration.

- SPAIN, HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE: HE TAKES HIM HOME INSTEAD
Seeing how much Spain loves little children (pedo...>_> )I want to see Spain finding and taking little HRE or kid!Germany home instead of S.Italy.
Bonus: Little!Ludwig secretly enjoys all the attention lavished on him by Antonio.
Bonus 2: At night, Ludwig is too scared to be alone and sneaks into Antonio's bed.

- PRUSSIA, SPAIN, FRANCE: GEN
This anon is very simple in her tastes....so all she asks for is Bad Touch Trio gen.

I trust you other anons to make this into something fantastic.

- POLAND/AUSTRIA: TWO YEARS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Kasimir_Felix_Badeni

it's 1895 and ethnic Polish aristocrat, Badeni, is minister-president of Austria. he "ruled" the country for two years. NOW.
what do you think, dear anons, Poland could have done in Austria's house through these two years? (except painting the walls pink) remember, Poland was under Austrian partition right then, they didn't like each other (but Poland liked Hungary).

hope, you'll enjoy that 8D

- PRUSSIA/CANADA/PRUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
Anon would like to see some Canada/fem!Prussia/Canada, because there is not enough Canada and definitely not enough fem!Prussia.

Established relationship is nice, but get-together fic is preferred, and if/when smut is gotten to, anon would love to see fem!Prussia top Canada like a cherry on a sundae-- and then get topped right back.

Bonus if anon goes the get-together route and Canada is the one who sort-of instigates a courtship and fem!Prussia is totally oblivious at first.

- AMERICA: MOTORCYCLE
America+motorcycle=awesomeness. Has to be a Harley.

Bonus if you can squeeze England in somehow, but I'm not picky.

PLEASE ANONS I NEED THIS LIKE BURNING

- CHINA/ALBANIA/CHINA: FOOT FETISH
During the Sino-Soviet split, China found Albania to be one of its staunchest supporters. Albania even launched their own Cultural Revolution just as China did. China's propaganda had a lot of stuff like 'The World Is Joining Our Happy Communist Family*! [*and by the world, we mean albania].

So anon wants China/Albania (or Albania/China). As for a kink: foot fetish.

* AMERICA/ENGLAND, WORLD: AMERICA TAKES OVER
Anon would like to see America taking over the world, making it become one with him.

Bonus if he does it because he really believes that he's doing the right thing, because he wants to protect the people he holds dear, and he just become gradually more corrupted and power hungry.

Anon is partial to US/UK but is not picky.

- GERMANY/FRANCE: VIOLENCE, SUSPICION, SYMPATHY, LOVE
Ludwig is a man torn by conflicting feelings. He had enthusiastically joined the army but he has witnessed some atrocities, especially on the East Front, and he is becoming disillusioned with the National-Socialism. He is secretly tempted to desert even if he won’t admit it.

Francis is sickened to see how his country is enslaved to feed the German war machine, the betrayal of his government (“Better Hitler than the Popular Front”), the murder of the people, Jews, non-Jews, etc. He is obsessed with killing nazis.

Make them meet ! Violence, suspicion, sympathy, love ensue, in that order. Bonus points if Francis sees SOE agent-parachutist!Arthur as an angel.

- AMERICA/RUSSIA: WHO'S IS BIGGER?
According to the Man Code, 'No Man shall occupy a urinal immediately adjacent to another Man.' America promptly breaks the Man Code one day upon entering the restroom to find that it is unoccupied except for Russia. Thinking this would be a good chance to finally solve the whole 'who had a bigger dick' thing, he takes the urinal next to Russia...and is caught staring almost at once. But since their actually pretty close in size, they start arguing about who's bigger...and it would be easier to measure this if they were both erect...and it all dissolves into sex.

Bonus: Russia is bigger, but America tops.
Bonus #2: Someone walks in on them at one point. They stop only long enough to tell the invader to fuck off and go right back to it.
The kinky but thoroughly optional bonus: Having someone stare at their dick makes them unable to take a piss in the first place, and they end up having sex on a full bladder.

- GERMANY, VENEZIANO AND THE KRAMPUS
Quick definition from Wiki: The word Krampus originates from the Old High German word for claw (Krampen). In the Alpine regions the Krampus is represented by an incubus demon in company of Saint Nicholas. Krampus acts as an anti-Saint Nicholas where instead of giving gifts to good children, he gives warnings and punishments to the bad children. Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly in the evening of December 5, and roam the streets frightening children and women with rusty chains and bells. In some rural areas the tradition also includes birching by the Krampus, especially of young females.

Don't kill me, but...

Germany and North Italy... deal with the Krampus. I don't care how or why. I just want it.

Bonus: The Krampus is actually Prussia in a costume. Nobody could tell.
Bonus part deux: Germany's the one being assaulted.

- FRANCE/ENGLAND, AMERICA/CANADA: EPIC WOOING
England wants America. America wants Canada. Canada wants England. And France, well -- he just wants all of them. Epic wooing starts.

The end pairing MUST end in AmCan and FrUk. Smut is wanted, but not needed!

- WORLD: PHOBIAS
I want a pairing where one of the nations suffers from a phobia of something.
Sweden is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic? (Fear of, Ironically, long words)
Prussia suffers from Xanthophobic?(fear of Yellow.)
Or perhaps France is Vestiphobic? (google it. )

What ever the case the person they love finds out about it and try to cure them of it.
Make it cracky, make it serious.
Multiple fills are welcome.

* SCOTLAND/ENGLAND: NON-CON OR DUB-CON
I've noticed a few Scotland request already and couldn't help but add my own...

After the Troubles in Ireland reach a new height, a furious Scotland takes revenge on his least favourite brother for all the terrible things he's caused. Non or dub-con Scotland/England, with hints of Scotland/Ireland and non-con England/Ireland?

Bonus for it just being an excuse to get back at him for all the nasty things that had happened between them.

- FRANCE: NARCOLEPSY
France has Narcolepsy and it annoys the hell out of everyone, specifially their signifigant other (i don't mind who he's paired with) when they want to get rather intimate.

- DENMARK/NORWAY: FAMILY
Denmark's dream is 'happy family' - like Sweden and Finland.
But he has no wife. And he decides... marry Norway.
Norway protests, 'cause he loves Iceland.

Non-consensual marriage (bonus: they play cards and Dane wins), honeymoon, rings... and Nor, who understands he couldn't live without his 'husband'.

- PRUSSIA/CANADA/PRUSSIA: BONDING OVER HOW THEY ARE FORGOTTEN OR TOSSED ASIDE
Anon here is actually a fan of Germany being put-off by his brother/disgusted by him. But before he can kick him out, Prussia leaves...

...to Canada.

Would like some Canada/Prussia general bonding over how they are forgotten, tossed aside. If they have rabid figuring-out-they're-right-for-each-other sex, that would certainly be welcome, but not required. Anon just wants some touching Prussia/Canada.

- WORLD: CLUDGLING
Cludgling
A Tudor game where you smashed each other with short clubs and got a point each time you made the other person bleed.
Anything to do with this.

* TURKEY/GREECE: GENDERBENDER
inspiration: http://i34.tinypic.com/2mn3dok.jpg

- FRANCE/ENGLAND/CANADA/AMERICA: ORGY
France/England/Canada/America even foursome (no splitting in to twos or 'he loves (persona) more', all characters interacting). With lots of teasing.

- ANYONE/AMERICA, WORLD: HE PREFERS BOTTOMING
Anon wants smutty yet hilarious fic.

Nation A (anyone) assumes that America, who is rumored to be a bit of a slut, always tops in whatever relationship he's in. Nearly every other Nation shares this assumption.

When Nation A (if he likes America or just wants to sleep with him is anon's choice) actually does get America in bed after a long courtship he finds out several things:

1. America hasn't been in many sexual relationships as rumored. He's actually quite shy...maybe even a bit prudish.
2. America prefers to be the bottom.

Anon would like this story and hopes to see Nation A agonizing the long courtship, about having to bottom, and prepping themselves before finding out these revelations. And how they deal with it, ending in Nation A/America (that order).

Please make it funny but also sexy, anons!

BONUS: For lulz, we find out that Finland, North Italy, and Poland are actually unrepentant toppers.

recaptcha: "wife man" --- LOL!

- ENGLAND/AMERICA/ENGLAND: GENDERBENDER
England teaching her dear just-went-through-puberty (but not throwing tea in the harbor quite yet) little sister how to 'deal with guys'. Curious!tomboyish America who admires her pretty and confident 'elder sister' and feels slightly insecure, and England being all 'd'awww' and trying to teach her but also 'WAIT. NO. YOU CANNOT DATE YET. OR EVER.'.

They're still each others favorite person EVEH at this point in time, so give me a bit of fluff, if you could? And if anon wants to offer me some femslash between them there, OP would be quite happy.

- S. KOREA: YOU KNOW...
Korea with someone/anyone/I DON'T CARE WHO. But: "You know... sex originated in Korea."

- HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE, LIECHTENSTEIN: CUTE FLUFF
Liech and the HRE, then her at a later day reminiscing about her first brother... who she was part of, given to France with, given back to Austria and Prussia with, and then finally seperated from when Austria grabbed her and Prussia grabbed him during a custody battle (which eventually lead to Austria losing her and she ending up with Switz).

Cute fluff between the two children, and maybe her and Germany at a later date would be lovely.

- AMERICA/CANADA: SEE THE BOTTOM PANEL
http://pie-is-i.deviantart.com/art/don-t-blink-america-135503310
I want the bottom panel.

THOSE LINES.
THOSE EXPRESSIONS.

Bonus: They end up doing it.

- UKRAINE WANTS WORLD DOMINATION
This anon would like an AU where, instead of Russia becoming mentally unstable, Ukraine goes insane instead and wants world domination. Reasons why she does so are up to anon. It can be as crack-filled or serious as you want, I don't mind at all. I also don't mind if nation names or real names are used~

SUPERDUPERYOUCANHAVEMYSOULBONUS: normal!Russia having a HUGE crush on Ukraine, but she's too hellbent on world domination to notice. He ends up having to assist her in her plans for world takeover in order to get some sexy tiems!

- VENEZIANO IS BADASS
Everyone thinks that Italy is a total ditz, and he is.

Just not in the bedroom.

Basically, one of the Nations wants to get with Italy because they have the set mind that Italy is a helpless bottom, and who wouldn't want that? But Italy (according to my headcanon), is a closet BDSM fan, and loves bondage and toys.

BONUS: The nation is either Germany, Prussia, or England.
BONUS 2: ITALY. STILL. BOTTOMS. Just with a LOT of topping in the beginning.
BONUS 3: Use either one of these pictures as a guide:

http://img30.pixiv.net/img/fjbn0909/6327781_m.png
http://img30.pixiv.net/img/kny55y/5931654_m.jpg

Kinda-sorta cliche, I know, but ZOMGBDSMITALY...

- CANADA/FRANCE/CANADA: CANADA HAS A WET DREAM
Okay. So.
Canada has a wet dream about France. What sexy things that go on in the dream is up to anon, but, when Canada goes to a World Meeting the morning he wakes up from said dream, he's really, really embarrassed and tires to avoid France etc. France notices this, obviously and, corners Canada to ask what is going on. Canada, flustered and mortified, tells all.
France's reaction? He wants to reenact the dream. So they do. CUE SEXY SEXY SEXY TIMES.

Go, go, go anons! I have faith in you!

- RUSSIA/CANADA/SWEDEN: THREESOME
A hockey game gets a little too passionate...

Bonus: Canada is aggressive, yet still gets totally dominated

* ENGLAND/AMERICA: PIRATE!ENGLAND
Pirate! Arthur topping the hell out of Alfred. Probably work best as an AU but I'm not going to limit you.

recaptcha: butt dominion

- FRANCE/CANADA, ENGLAND/CANADA: GENDERBENDER
A young adolescent Canada has an Oedipus complex and either Fem!France or Fem!England takes advantage of this by giving Canada his first sex ed lesson...

- WORLD: JIGOKU SHOUJO CROSSOVER
Anon would like to see a nation (don't really care which one) use the Hell Correspondence to summon the Hell Girl (aka - Jigoku Shoujo or Enma Ai) with the intent to send their grudge (another nation? or could be a human, don't really care) to Hell.

However, whether or not they actually go through with the contract is up to anon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jigoku_Shoujo <-- info on Jigoku Shoujo

- RUSSIA/AMERICA: HAMBURGERS
Russia/America

Russia cooks America hamburgers.

Bonus: It's the best burger Alfred's ever had.

btw, is it just me or is this like the greatest bunch of new requests especially the Russia/America ones ever? seriously, I thought I was going to take a break from filling to rejoin the real world, but now I'm going to have to reconsider.

- ENGLAND: PUNK
I find the fan-created image of punk Arthur really hot. You know, with green hair dye, leather pants and piercings everywhere? So I'd just like to see a fic with him and whoever, having sex against a wall in a club.

If you can write this, you've made my day <3

- SPAIN/ROMANO: PLAYING WITH HIS CURL
I'd love to see a World Conference Meeting; Antonio 'plays' with a certain curl of Romano's causing a heavy amount of panic on both Italy brothers and everyone notices.

Absolutely no preferences other than Romano's foul mouth and pleasure. Pretty please and thank you. ♥

- REPUBLIC OF IRELAND, ENGLAND, N. IRELAND: CUSTODY BATTLE
In OP's head-canon the Republic of Ireland is a girl and she and England are involved in a custody battle over Northern Ireland, with N.Ire being unable to decide (due to conflicted opinions within the unionist and nationalist communities). OP would like a fight over N.Ire between the Republic and England.

Bonuses!
~OP would adore you if you brought in the rest of the UK and other countries
~If N.Ire says the last time it tried to decide about unification it dissolved into the Troubles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles)

- PRUSSIA: DEATH FIC
I know a lot of anons don't like "Prussia Death Fics", but it's my headcanon and it won't leave. But this has a slight twist.

Prussia's still around in the present day, generally causing mayhem and chaos but only because he knows his time is limited to when the last child born in former East Germany dies.

He casually lets this slip to Liechtenstein at a world meeting by mistake...

- AMERICA/INDIA: HOLLYWOOD VS. BOLLYWOOD
Americ/India......yes its crack but hey notable film industries

America and India.....America tries to woo her

Up to the anon whether he fails or wins....

Bonuses:
- Random England cameo.
- All out musical style you don't have to write a song but you can base it off a song of a musical of your choice.

Its cracky and absolutely wtf but oh gawd the vision of Alfred trying to be a Bollywood Hero just cracks me up....also i'm doing a picture of some sorts of the two lol orz.

- RUSSIA/ENGLAND, AMERICA/ENGLAND: AMERICA'S DOING THE BREAKING UP
OK, Russia/UK is a guilty pleasure of mine but USUK is probably my favourite pairing.

I would love anyone who could produce some America/UK/Russia where Russia isn't bat shit insane (i.e. trying to rape Arthur at every possible moment. I see a lot of this around here) and Alfred is the one who attempts to break the couple up.

Bonus if there's some role reversal and Russia defends England when America gets too agressive in his attempts to make him leave Ivan.

End pairing is up to anon. I don't mind either way.

- AMERICA: MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES
While I enjoy seeing the States personified as separate people, I do love the idea of the States as America's alternate personalities more. So basically, anon wants something showcasing America's states as MPD and the other Nations' reaction to it. Anon figures that America normally can keep his States under control, but maybe he's been stressed out or what not.

Bonuses:

1. Iggy is more or less to blame for America's "brain damage" since he was the one that made America into 13 separate colonies in the first place. On the same note, England is the only one who knew about America's MPD before hand since England was the one who helped America learn to control it back as a little colony.

2. Virginia (and probably Maryland, the Carolinas, and a few other states besides) = fem!America. Whether he just acts feminine or actually turns into a girl is up to anon.

3. Louisiana speaks French Creole, and France cries (England laughs) at the awesome butchering of the French language. Sorry Louisiana anons...

4. Texas as cowboy!America?

- RUSSIA, S. KOREA/CHINA: CHINA'S A PROSTITUTE
Anon always has amazing ideas before she goes to sleep, so she thought she'd share one before it was forgotten.

Russia pimping out China for money, China's services being purchased by S. Korea.

Anon isn't very picky, except for one thing: Heavy KoreaChina is desired.

FILL!ANON IS FREE TO DECIDE IF IT'S CONSENSUAL OR NOT.

reCAPTCHA: +20.0 dollar. Prostitutes deserve tips too!

- AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA: REPRESSED NO LONGER
Okay, so it is basically acknowledged that England is a repressed old man. America finds out about this-or already knows-and forms a plan to help his former-colonizer-now-love-interest.

Operation: Fuck England Senseless

Bonus: America tells England that he knows how it feels, because of the Puritans and the Fifties

Bonus 2: America succeeds, and they get into an established relationship with England a lot less cranky

- WORLD, OTHER: GHOSTS OF THEIR BOSSES
First time requesting~. :'D

The countries seeing ghosts~. But not just any ghosts, ghosts of previous bosses. Like Prussia seeing Fritz, Russia seeing Anastasia or other Romanovs, and France seeing Jeanne d'Arc~...

Those are just the ones I can think of, more would be awesome~. X3

And the only the countries can see their own bosses/peoples ghosts. (Maybe Iggy can see them, too?)

Pfff, recaptcha: "Well-Preserved sanders" XD ??
*runs off*


- RUSSIA/CHINA, LATVIA, LITHUANIA, ESTONIA: RUSSIA'S A GOOD DADDY, RIGHT?
Russia/China AU, human names preferred. Russia’s the single (adoptive) parent of Lithuania (age 7), Estonia (age 5), and Latvia (age 2) and, despite getting help from his two sisters, is struggling to get by because no jobs will hire him due to his schizophrenia and child-like mentality, so he naively turns to the mafia for help. China’s one of his children’s teachers who happens to notice how poor of a lunch his student has, how skinny he is, and how old his clothes are and, suspecting neglect, decides to see what’s going on. He meets Russia and, upon learning of his financial situation, attempts to help but gets caught up in whatever mafia troubles Russia is having. Angst is pretty much a given, but a happy ending would be nice.

Bonus: If Russia is actually a good father despite his sometimes violent outbreaks and Belarus isn’t completely insane, just extremely protective.

Bonus 2: If Russia has to take his kids to school via public bus every day and carries Latvia everywhere.

Bonus 3: Little Lithuania has crush on Belarus and his best friend Poland.

Bonus 4: If the main bad guy is someone completely unexpected (like Liechtenstein or someone).

- WORLD: MAD SKILLS
The Tale:
After the Russian Revolution, Czar Nicolas II's head physician fled Russia and somehow ended up in Peru - where he settled down and befriended my great grandma's family, the Montoya.
One day, he was having dinner at their hacienda (think of a farm/ranch)when word came that one of the workers had been kicked in the leg by a horse. The force of the kick had shattered the bone and there were bone-splinters everywhere.
What does the good doctor have to say about this?
He grabs an oil lantern and carefully gathered all the shards, desinfected them, and admist the gore , he put each shard back together like some sort of a puzzle, before stitching the man's leg up again.
He did such a good job that two years later the worker could, according to my grandma, walk again.

The Prompt: I want the Hetalia characters to show us that just because there wasn't any electricity (or, by definition, internet) way back when doesn't mean people didn't have MAD skills!!

- DENMARK/ENGLAND: HAMLET
Has this been done before? I feel like I should be surprised if there hasn't been an England/Denmark fic dealing with Hamlet given the connection...

So Denmark holding a skull recites the To Be, Or Not to Be speech from Hamlet. England finds this the hottest thing since...well ever and jumps him. Denmark is not upset by this in the slightest. Sexy Times ensue -- would love to see Denmark topping but either or is totally fine. The full story and why there is a skull to begin with I leave up to the writer anon though I would prefer no cemetery/corpse sex.

Note: I am aware that the To Be speech is not the one done with the skull (they're not even in the same act) but Denmark is basically doing this to get into England's pants so he's pulling out all the stops here. ;-)

- RUSSIA/POLAND: THEY'RE BOTH INSANE
Poland reaches his breaking point after World War II. Russia takes advantage of the situation to make them one.

Insane!Russia x Insane!Poland

- ROMANO, VENEZIANO: THEY EXPRESS THEIR DISPLEASURE THROUGH BEING PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE
The Italies have just been signed up for WWII without their consent by Mussolini, and with their boss, the King of Italy, Vittorio Emmanuele III, giving him free reign there's not much they can do about it, right?

Wrong.

The Italies express their displeasure through being PASSIVE AGRESSIVE!

Thus explaining how they can be so infuriatingly useless when According to National Science Indicators (1981-2002) they have an impressively long tradition in science and technology, or scientotechnology, going back to the Renaissance and the Roman era (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_and_technology_in_Italy).

Dearest anon, let us see the entire picture from the Italian POV instead of Germany's.

Bonus) Mention some of the problems the Italian Army was going through at the time. (http://www.lifeinitaly.com/history/world-war-2.asp)

- SWITZERLAND/CANADA: HE'S NOT MUCH OF A TARGET
I know that this is a crack pairing, but OP wants to see this badly! It doesn't really matter how this goes, but perhaps Switzerland realises that the only nation he hasn't really shot at is Canada?

Bonus 1: There is smut
Bonus 2: If there is smut, then chocolate, gun, and French play must appear...

- SPAIN/CANADA: FLUFF
Anon would like to see some Spain/Canada cute fluffy stuff. Maybe Antonio is finally sick of Romano's crap, and goes to Canada to have comfort sex talk about it? I really don't care. Just want some fluff.

Bonus for sexytiems of course!

- AMERICA/CANADA: SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY
Anon just re-realized a while ago that Mounties ride horses around, but then so do cowboys. Then her brain went into overdrive mode and this happened.

France Someone says the phrase, 'Save a horse, ride a cowboy' at a world meeting or G8/G20 summit. Canada hears this, and decides he needs to spend some quality time with his big bro. By showing off his mountie uniform. At America's ranch.

To be more clear:
Cowboy!America/Mounite!Canada, DominantUke!Matthew bottoming from the top.

Bonus: America is tied down.
Bnous2: This was all part of the person who said the phrase's plan to vouyer on some hot twincest.
Bonus3: It was Prussia(because we all know he has that secret fetlish, right?).

Please? :D?

reCAPTCHA: Ibhaca roman. It was actually Grandpa Rome, CAPTCHA!?

- AMERICA/CANADA/AMERICA: COWBOY HAT AND ASSLESS CHAPS
I'd like to see America in nothing but a cowboy hat and assless chaps riding someone. Anon would prefer said someone to be Canada, but anyone's okay.

Bonus: References to rodeos.

- SEALAND/LATVIA: GENDERBENDER
This anon would really love some female!sealand/female!latvia experimenting and having their first time with each other. Pretty please with a cherry on top?

- AMERICA, OTHER: VIRGINIA TEARS HERSELF APART
The Civil War was a terrible time for America, state against state, brother against brother, father against son. The United States of America only barely held together, but Virginia was not so lucky. The western counties of Virginia didn't want to leave the Union, so they counter-seceded from Virginia and formed West Virginia. In the Civil War Virginia literally tore itself apart.

I want a story of Virginia tearing herself apart during the civil war. Make it tragic.

- S. KOREA, WORLD: KOREA'S OWN 'WHAT IF' MACHINE
S.Korea trying to one up Japan technology-wise creates a machine that will show you Alternate Universes - Think Futurama's 'What If' machine.

1) It not only show you the 'how's and 'why's, but also the current day consequences of that change in history.
2) AND it answers, in detail, any questions about how this affected other happenings in that universe.

Korea made sure to double-check it works this time so it's 100% accurate. Of course, he's not telling how (He secretly asked it 'What would happen if Korea really WAS the origen of everything?')!!

Upon completion he invites the Nations to come over to chat, have some tea, and, you know ... MARVEL AT HIS MOST EPIC CREATION TO DATE!!!!!!!

Me request to you anon is to make the questions serious, the answers LULZY, and for there to be light-hearted jabs at everyone's 'what if' fail moments (even when the question wasn't really about them).

Possible questions could be:
-What if Prussia had never been dissolved?
-What if the Kalmar Union worked?
-What if Spain had been less of a tyrant to his colonies?
-What would have happened during the Winter War had Hitler settled with only regaining the original German territories and annulling the Treaty of Versailles (in other words, not gone down the path of world domination?

Bonus) At the end of the evening one of the unimpressive, oft forgotten and/or weak countries (The Italies, Canada, Baltics, etc.) asks a seemingly innocuous question - could be aimed at making fun of an other Nation or simple curiousity about what a certain change in their history could bring - that has sobering answers. (i.e. What if Italy wasn't going through an economic crisis when entering WWII? What if US had never tried to annex Canada?)

Bonus 2) The machine breaks down halfway through the bone-chilling revelation and everyone makes Korea swear he won't fix it, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- AUSTRIA/SWITZERLAND/AUSTRIA: SEXINESS ENCOURAGED
austria/switzerland (or switzerland/austria, i'm not too picky)
sexiness is encouraged!
why do i suggest this? (i think) they are way underappreciated as a couple.

- WORLD: MODERN VIKINGS
The former Viking!Nations hear about England's pirating ways and Spain's invincible Armada, decide that maybe it someone needs to 'help' their egos stay at a nice and healthy size.

It absolutely has nothing to do with the grade of famine brought on by the Little Ice Age(1300 to 1850). I'm sure, Finland lost (perhaps) a third of its population to starvation and disease because of something else, right? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mini_ice_age

So, what do they do?

Well, Sweden and Denmark have to stop trying to beat each other into the ground first.

But then, they decide to teach them just who are the rightful Lords of the Sea ...and to not make light of them just because they are coming out of retirement!!!!

Bonus) Please remember to modernize their tactics to what was possible for the era!! You can even base some of their ideas off the Dutch if you want.

- WORLD: POKING FUN AT AMERICA'S ART
Art-geek here.

I'd love to see the early 1900's European countries poking fun at America's stiff realistic art and design. Expresionist!Germany, Post-Impressionistic!France, Dada!Switzerland, Cubist!Spain, Futurist!Italy ect... Extra points for including the Amory Show in there somewhere...

- VENEZIANO, ROMANO, ROME: A SLIGHTLY HAPPIER MORE BITTERSWEET DEATH FIC
You all know the prompts where one or both of the brothers dies, leaving nothing but sadness and despair?

Let's see something a little more "happy" or bittersweet on that idea: Rome comes a-calling, but this time it's to take his offspring home...

- GERMANY/AMERICA: NOT TOO SMUTTY
Germany/America

Consentual, not too smutty. I don't care what else the anon thinks to do, then. Free reign!

- PRUSSIA/AMERICA, AMERICA/ENGLAND/AMERICA, RUSSIA/AMERICA, FRANCE/AMERICA/FRANCE, CANADA/AMERICA/CANADA: DANCING AND SINGING IN THE KITCHEN
America. In the kitchen. DANCING and SINGING to some catchy song.

Cue his lover walking in on that. What happens is up to Anon. Multiple fills appreciated. :3

This Anon loves these pairings: PrussiAmerica, US/UK/US, RussiAmerica, Fr/US/Fr, and CanAmeriCanada.

BONUS: America's dancing to Disturbia by Rihanna.

* AMERICA, WORLD: FINANCIAL GANGBANG NEVER HAPPENED
The basic plot : Big Financial Mess, everybody is hurting. Country A is really, really annoyed at America about this and tries some kind of spell to displace his, hers or it's nasty, nasty flu symptoms onto America for a night so he, her or it can at least sleep better for a night, but this doesn't work due to some other people trying to do something similar (if not exactly the same) and the magic all gets tangled up. The end result is that Country A's flu symptoms stay exactly the same (making said Country think that the spell was a dud) and America ends up with one of the worst nightmares in his life.

And from that day on, America is acting really, really strangely...and nobody but nobody can figure out why.

- SEALAND/ENGLAND: BRAINWASHING
Sealand/England, Sealand brainwashes England and tops the living daylights out of him

- SWEDEN/FINLAND: ANNA'S DAY
In Sweden and Finland, on December 9th, there is a holiday called "Anna's Day", where everyone named Anna is recognized.

SuFin angst based off the origins of this, please. Anon doesn't actually know the holiday's origins, so Writer!Anon can just make something up.

All this anon requires for this fill is SuFin angst, preferably modern-day, but with lots and lots of flashbacks to this "Anna" person. Whoever she was to them is up to Anon.

BONUS: Anna is their dead child (preferably their first).
ANOTHER BONUS: Anna is their dead first child, and neither Åland nor Sealand have any idea that she existed.

Please, Anon, they're my OTP...

ReCAPTCHA: Whimsier Times. Why do you mock my request, captcha?


- GERMANY/ROMANO: CRUSH
SO this anon thought it would be adorable if Romano found himself getting a crush on the very nation he hates. Germany finds out and smut happens. I need to see more of this pairing.

- WORLD, OTHER: SECRET ORGANISATIONS
There have been many in history. The Illuminati, the Invisible College, the Priory of Sion, and I don't think the Free Masons count as "secret" but throw them in there as well.

As you can see, I've been reading far too many Dan Brown books. But let's try it, okay anons?

It can either be the nation-tans being there to watch the organization form or participating in the activities, or watching said organizations bury hidden treasure on their land... Whatever you want.

(Cause I mean really! Most of Al's founding fathers were Masons! Come on!)

- WORLD: DR. HORRIBLE CROSSOVER
S'RIGHT. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is possibly the best thing on the internet alongside Hetalia, so why not take the best from both worlds? ;D

Bonus 1: Dr. Horrible = Denmark
Bonus 2: Penny = Norway
BONUS OF ALL BONUSES: Captain Hammer = France

- RUSSIA, AMERICA: PLAYING IN THE SNOW
As the subject says, Russia and America playing in the snow. Fluff highly preferred.

Bonus? Building snowmen! This request was actually inspired by this image on pixiv --> http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=6312159 (or here if you don't have an account --> http://tinypic.com/r/ipcx94/4)

Please anons? ♥

- LITHUANIA: THE THERAPIST
Because people will always tell their troubles to the quiet one. Especially if he's always radiating this "let me help you" vibe...

Gakuen!Hetalia. Toris is the unofficial student councilor. People seek him out to whine to him (whether he can help or not), seek advice or tutoring, and so on. And then there are those that want therapy in a different way...by using his body.

Any and all pairings, Toris bottoming from the top, blow jobs, fetishes galore...go crazy, anons.

Bonus: Vash goes to him every now and then, both to work off sexual frustration and to make his boyfriend Roderich mad. Which in turn means that Roderich gives tit for tat, also using Toris.

Bonus: Toris doesn't necessarily like his role, but does it anyway because he feels that it's better for the whole.

That's all I can think of for now. Beyond this, do what you will. I'm waiting.

...I am so going to Hell for this...

- CANADA/AMERICA, RUSSIA/AMERICA, LITHUANIA/POLAND, VENEZIANO/GERMANY, JAPAN/GREECE, SPAIN/ROMANO, WORLD: SLEEPING WITH A SERIAL KILLER
Every time I watch shows involving crime and punishment that delve more deeply into the lives of the criminals/murderers, I always get a chilled feeling when one has a backstory that seems so utterly...normal. Like, when not slaughtering victims, they're at home with their wife and two kids, they walk their dog every morning before going to their steady job of such-and-such years, etc.

And now I painfully want to see something like this with the Hetalia cast, please.

Serial Killer!Nation A in a steady relationship with Nation B, who is none-the-wiser to just what their partner does in their free time. Short ficlet, expanded plot, whatever works~

As for pairings, the only one I really wouldn't want to see is Russia/Lithuania, but my favorites are (in order of Nation A/Nation B) CanAme, RusAme, LietPol, ItaGer, JapGre and SpaRo.

Bonus: While this is completely and utterly unnecessary, getting a look at the investigation and eventual revealing of Nation A's crimes would be really cool to see, especially things like Nation B getting interviewed and being utterly in denial/disbelieving that Nation A is a killer but growing paranoid, their shock when Nation A is arrested, perhaps the trial, etc...

Bonus: Nation A does not kill Nation B, because they truly do love Nation B

Bonus: (if not using the favorite pairings list~) Nation A is one that you wouldn't peg as a killer, because that seems to be the case so often in life...

- AMERICA/RUSSIA: A CHILDHOOD PROMISE
Ivan's parents are constantly moving around, so when he ends up living in the US for a while, he has no friends at all. Until he meets Alfred, who is also lacking in the friends department, and the two of them become very close. One thing they share is their love of space, and their dream to be astronauts and go to space one day. They promise to go to space together one day and spend all their spare time planning what they'll do in space, reading books about space, stargazing, making model rockets...until Ivan's parents decide to move back to Russia. The two kids are heartbroken to be separated, but promise to keep working towards their dream.

Fast forward to the present. Alfred's become an astronaut at NASA and can't really remember much about his childhood friend, except that he was very important to Alfred. So his life goes on, until a new project comes up that requires the American astronauts to work together with the Russians. Ivan has since become an astronaut in Russia, and gets sent to the states as a part of this. The two finally meet again after all this time, but don't recognize the other. In fact, they kind of annoy each other. But they still have the strangest feeling that they've met before...

Run with it, anons. Is it just me, or have there been a ton of America/Russia requests lately? Whatevers, I love it.

- WORLD: JENNIFER'S BODY CROSSOVER
A weird request: Hetalia/Jennifer's Body (that new movie starring Megan Fox) crossover.

Bonus: Canada plays Needy.

- AMERICA, OTHER: THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH
Alfred (America) vs. The Westboro Baptist Church

Bonus 1: America doesn't lose his cool.

Bonus 2: Canada OR England is there, they kind of lose it a little

Bonus 3: America kisses the hell out of whichever one filler!anon decides on, just to piss off the WBC further

Please, anons, I don't know why I need this, but I doooo~!

- ENGLAND: HELLSING CROSSOVER
crossover!

Integra Hellsing from 'Hellsing'-manga and Arthur Kirkland are drinking tea and talking about everything.

- SPAIN/VENEZIANO: BAD TOUCHING CHIBITALIA
Spain/Chibitalia

Spain bad touching the hell out of Feli while Austria and Hungary are off...somewhere. And Spain is still all buhyoo about it too. Creepiness to some degree is needed.

Whether Romano is present in the house or back in Spain, he has to be unaware either way.

Bonus: present day! Spain/Northern Italy, with Northern Italy letting Spain have has way with him because he's still very afraid and confused.

- CANADA, AMERICA: EMOTIONAL SCARS
Ever wonder why Canada is so quiet? Well, because both France and England bad-touched him when he was a kid (because France is a pedo and England to show his 'affection' after the American Revolution, so he wouldn't lose Canada too), So yes, shota is wanted

America finds out and comforts Canada

Bonus: It ends in America and Canada getting together... somehow (if Canada can get over emotional scars)

- AMERICA/ENGLAND: DARK!AMERICA
Anon for some reason wants some US/UK angst

So I like to think that America isn't as goofy as he puts himself up to be and that it is all just a front to cover his dark side/nature (I mean how else could he deal with Russia so much?)

UK starts to notice the subtle changes in US and becomes concerned. US obviously just smiles and denies that there's anything wrong. Eventually something happens (possibly fighting on battlefield during war) where UK sees this other side to his once beloved colony and the rest is up to author from there (smut okappreciated but not necessary)

I blame the song Animal I Have Become and having watched Dr. Horrible for me wanting this ;>_>

BONUS: This other side of America is because he is willing to do whatever it takes to protect England even if it means losing his sanity again (like to think he had mad breakdowns during civil war)

BONUS: Russia is the only one that knows of America's dark nature. (Maybe France has seen hints but does not delve too deeply into the matter)

- RUSSIA/LITHUANIA/RUSSIA: DUB-CON, LITHUANIA TOPS
Dear Kink-Meme:

I have searched, ever since I have joined this fandom, for one specific peice of fic. I cannot find it. Therefore, I am turning to you, my dear anons.

Anon would like to request sane!Russia/crazy!Lithuania, with dub-con and Liet topping from the bottom.

Bonus love for bloodplay, bondage, and Russia scared of Liet.

I'm counting on you, Kink-Meme!

- WORLD: HOW ARE THEY WIRED DIFFERENTLY?
So we've seen our nations interacting with their people, living like regular people, and the similarities between them right?

Well, this anon was listening to a song today and that one line made her think of how different nations are from humans. It's hard to imagine a regular human going through centuries of war and hate without utterly breaking.

So anons... how is a nation wired differently from a human? What emotions or instincts do we not share? Anon isn't talking about nations' "powers" (feeling invasions, gov't and economic illnesses, anons' own headcanons, etc.).

Anon apologizes if this makes no sense, but would like to request the lack of empathy as to why this-or-that happens but is unquestionable to the human populous. (Decades may give them some idea as to why this person is feeling this-or-that way, but don't truly understand).

- RUSSIA, LITHUANIA/POLAND: BASED ON THE IMAGE
http://i33.tinypic.com/mafdwo.jpg
This box is Russia's gift for Lithuania!

Bonus: if Russia watch Liet using Poland.
Bonus 2: three (at least two) dildos in Feliks (four are love~)
Bonus 3: Russia can make Poland to 'serve' his bosses: Putin&Medvedev.

- AMERICA/ENGLAND: POST CIVIL WAR
So (most) everyone knows that England was involved in the American Civil War in the form of warships built for the Confederacy and blockade runners, even though the country was technically neutral during the conflict. (France was favoring a southern victory, as they needed the cotton the Confederate states produced. And both countries were neutral during the war because openly supporting the South would've meant outright war with the US.)

ANYWAY.

Anon would like to see England and/or France visiting America after his civil war ends to find him sickly, weak - and pissed off. He refuses their help, even after he collapses from exhaustion, because they scorned him when he needed them most. Cue groveling and trying to patch things up, while nursing America back to health.

Bonus if they get there before Lincoln is assasinated and have to deal with the aftermath and effects it has on America.

- FINLAND, RUSSIA: HEROIN
H-holy crap.

http://www.hs.fi/english/article/Finland+-+a+leading+consumer+of+heroin+from+the+1930s+to+the+1950s/1135245022270

Finland used to be the leading user of heroin from the 1930s to the 1950s. Heroin was a prescription drug, it was used as a medicine. Field medics in the Winter War carried opium, cocaine and heroin on them (as well as morphine).

"As far away as UN headquarters in New York, people wondered how it was possible that Finland - a country of four million inhabitants - could consume as much heroin in one year in the late 1940s as other countries use on average in a quarter of a century."

Heroin finally largely disappeared from Finland in the 1950s. Not because they the Finns suddenly decided that hard drugs were bad mmm'kay, but because the UN wouldn't let them join otherwise.

Prompt: Druggie Finland. Beating up Russia while high off his tits, reluctantly kicking his habit while grumbling about peer pressure, I don't care. Just as long as there is NO ANGST. Because sweet little Finland gobbling heroin pills like candy is way too hilarious to blow it on generic drug wangst.

* CANADA/PRUSSIA: TOPPING, HARD
Prussia is the only one that notices Canada at any of the meetings. They develop a friendship, but one day Prussia is distracted by someone else and Canada is sick and tired of being forgotten all the time so he does something to make sure Prussia never forgets about him again.

Canada topping Prussia, HARD.

Can be dark or smut or crack or even fluff? Surprise me!

- ENGLAND/AMERICA: HE CHANGES HISTORY
I'm not sure if this has been requested.
Sort of AU?

UK/US

England somehow has the power to travel through time. He decides to change the outcome of the Revolutionary War, where he wins. He returns to the present seeing America and the world drastically changed.

BONUSES:

- Angst
- When England wins the war, he becomes more controlling and possesive towards America
- America's personality/attitude is bitter and dark
- hate sex, rape, or smut (all three combined) with top!England
- England can't go back and correct the changes he made, he has to live and make-up for what he has done

- ENGLAND/ENGLAND: HE'S BEEN ACTING STRANGE
Set on current times or the future. England continues to see himself when he is a British Empire. Nobody except him can see the British Empire. And his meeting with him is never a good meeting. And other nations start to notice that there’s he’s acting strange.

Bonus 1: The British Empire has done many things to England. (Author!anon can imply rape, abuse or whatever you want)

Bonus 2: Author!anon manages to make this US/UK.

- RUSSIA/ENGLAND, AMERICA/ENGLAND: ONE-SIDED OR NOT
Can be Russia/UK or that pairing just one-sided and it will be US/UK later.

- ENGLAND, WORLD: STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
England has a Stockholm Syndrome. Meaning, he is kidnapped and loves his own captor. I don’t care who you pair him with. But… I hope you’ll pair him with America or Russia or even Denmark. Or someone unexpected like… Canada (or Germany. Nobody will suspect him anyway)

- CANADA/AMERICA: GEOGRAPHIC SMUT
Canada/America geographic smut! (Canada tops, of course.)

That is, geography as the kink. Use as you see fit anons!

- SEALAND: GROWN UP AND MANRY
Grown-up!Manry!Sealand making the moves on another nation. And fails. FAILS.

Anything goes after that, but let's have a good laugh at Sealand's first attempt!

Bonus : the other nation is not England.

- WORLD: WATERWORLD CROSSOVER
As in Waterworld the movie.

Bonus point : Peter/Sealand has a *lot* of kids now...

- RUSSIA/AMERICA: SCARF PLAY
Russia/America involved in a little sexual fun using Russia's scarf. IE Russia ties America up with it and good times ensue. The catch is that I read somewhere that according to Hidekaz Himaruya that Russia is so emotionally attached to the scarf that he'd have a melt down if he wasn't wearing it so some part of it must remain wrapped around him as well.

Make it sexy and FUN w/both parties completely into it and each other.

*This anon is loving all the Russia/America prompts floating around the place at the moment...*

- CANADA/UKRAINE: FOOD FETISH
Canada/Ukraine, food fetish.

Canada pours a layer of maple syrup all over Ukraine's naked body and licks it all off.

- PRUSSIA: GENDERBENDER
Prussia should really learn to not accept candy from Japan
Mysterious candy + Prussia = Fem!Prussia

BONUS: Prussia being completely unaware of the changes until someone gropes her
BONUS2: if Hungary accidentally eats the same candy and turns into a guy and Prussia and Hungary decide to experiment with their new bodies


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